Relationships

Woman hears boyfriend voicing contrary opinion in his head

A MAN has been shocked to learn that his partner can hear any of his inner thoughts that express dissent. 

Lovely shared activities for couples, and when you'll stop doing them together

ARE you in the honeymoon stage of a relationship and love doing everything together? That will soon change. Here’s when, and how annoying your true love will have become.

Woman who suddenly started posting inspirational quotes has definitely been dumped

A WOMAN who started posting generic images with inspiring quotes written across them to Instagram has definitely been chucked.

Men who 'love giving oral' lying

MEN who claim to relish performing cunnilingus are only doing so to get women into bed, they have admitted.

Man who ghosted woman doomed to haunt her Instagram Stories forever

A MAN who ghosted a woman after two dates has found himself cursed to haunt her Instagram stories until the end of time.

The top six dating apps, rated on dick pics alone

ON the apps? Then you’ll know they vary wildly in terms of the frequency, clarity and quality of their unsolicited dick pics. Single girl Hannah Tomlinson rates them.

How to judge your shag by the posters in their flat

IF you’re about to shag someone you've just met, you can at least try to work out what they’re like from their posters and prints. Here’s what you can deduce from their ‘art’.

Man unaware all exes leave him off lists of previous sex partners

A MAN is completely unaware that every woman he has slept with, either consciously or unconsciously, fails to list him when discussing her past lovers.

How to put on a good show celebrating a wedding that will last three years maximum

WISHING you both a lifetime of happiness! Once you’re both past this mistake. Put a convincing tear in your eye for nuptials with a short shelf-life by following these tips.

Exes confident that hooking up will be harmless fun

A MAN and woman who used to be together are confident that hooking up will not go wrong in any way.