Relationships

Work-life balance finally achieved by f**king boss

A MAN has achieved the perfect balance between his working life and his personal life by beginning an affair with his boss.

'I like a larger Harley Quinn': Your guide to getting laid at comic conventions

LONDON recently hosted Comic Con, and such events are heaving with people cosplaying characters you may well fancy. Here’s how to pull your own Poison Ivy or Kylo Ren.

Is your wife or girlfriend really a man? A guide for concerned male partners

BRIGITTE Macron is suing over claims that she used to be a man, which is highly unlikely but can easily play on a man's mind. Here's how to tell if your partner is the sex they claim to be.

What your girlfriend is looking at on her phone vs what she's telling you

PARTNER endlessly scrolling on her mobile? Ever wondered if she's being entirely honest about what she's looking at? Here's the uncomfortable truth.

Mystery as platonic friendship ends after romantic rejection

A MAN and woman have abruptly ended their two-year friendship after he unexpectedly made romantic advances, it has emerged.

Why your ex is a classic toxic narcissistic psychopath and you'd take her back tomorrow

AFTER a full nine minutes on an American website, you’ve successfully diagnosed your ex as a narcissist. This explains why the relationship was toxic and why you want her back.

Man dumped for faults shared by all men

A WOMAN has dumped her boyfriend because of a list of faults she has yet to discover are endemic to the male sex.

Man destroys sexy mood by saying he's horny

A MAN has ruined an atmosphere of growing sexual tension by saying he feels 'horny', it has emerged.

They need to dump their side chicks, and other reasons men want to take relationships slow

MEN getting into a new relationship often want to take things slow, but why? Find out with this depressingly honest guide.

Are you worried you've had a one-night stand with ChatGPT? Read our checklist

DATERS on the apps are increasingly using AI to do the difficult early bits of relationships for them. Have you been lured into sex by a large language model? These are the signs.