Relationships

OH, you were glad enough of me in 2020. And 2021. You fell into my loving embrace and told me how important I was to you. But where are you now? F**king Zante.

IT’S a challenge facing countless couples - how to tell your partner they’re turning into a wobbly lardarse with tact and sensitivity. Here are some ways of addressing the situation.

YOU naively imagine you mastered the basic functions of life as a child, but in the view of your live-in partner you’re wrong. These issues must be addressed.

MATCHED with a hottie on Tinder? Want to make the worst possible first impression? Start the conversation with these fuckboi opening lines.

GOOD friendships are built on shared interests, emotional support and clandestine loathing. Here are the reasons even the closest of pals secretly despise one another.

CHEATING is morally reprehensible, unless done in one of the following sanctioned scenarios. Serial philanderer Julian Cook explains.

WHILE some take up wild swimming and other knit, your mother’s favourite hobby is wearing down your spirit. Here’s how this week’s psychological warfare will go.

A MAN has seen the already limited areas of small talk he can engage his father-in-law in whittled down to just two, it has emerged.

THE Sun has reported that Rupert Murdoch, a virile young buck with an impressively large dick, is back on the market.

TOO much booze and you’ll remember nothing, too little and you’ll see the other person for who they really are. Both are to be avoided, so here's how to get your level of drunkenness on a date just right.