Relationships

UNSURE if you’re being chatted up or consigned to the friend zone? These telling phrases mean it will never, ever turn physical between you.

A WOMAN who stresses to men that she is ‘not like other girls’ would be surprised to learn that other girls just like her also say that.

A WOMAN has set the minimum height she will accept in a partner to 6ft 8ins so she never has to think about it ever again.

A MAN who loathes dancing with sweaty strangers in a dark room has gone to a club to meet women who would rather be anywhere else.

TINDER is different for the sexes. Men are secretly hoping a date will end in a shag, women are secretly hoping he’s joking about his Andor action figure collection. Here are the worst stories compared.

WOMEN have pointed out that photos of their naked bodies are acceptable whereas images of male genitalia remain grimly unwelcome.

A MAN who claims to be on good terms with his ex is unaware she blocked him on all social media and her phone in January.

PLANNED for melons, but ended up with cherry pips and a Wonderbra? You’re as disappointed as the men you’re dating. This advice offers minimal comfort.

A BRIDE whose new husband reflected in his wedding speech ‘she has made him a better person’ has admitted that it was not much of a job.

A MAN has been shocked to learn that his partner can hear any of his inner thoughts that express dissent.