Relationships

Why me looking someone up is research and you looking me up is creepy stalking

Everyone obsessively reads their ex’s new girlfriend’s Instagram posts from 2019 at 3am, okay?

All 13 CBB contestants in the order you'd shag them in if you really had to

WHAT order would you have sex with the Celebrity Big Brother contestants in if, say, aliens were going to destroy the Earth if you didn’t? It’s an important question, so read our guide.

Loveliest friend scientifically most likely to marry a prick

YOUR kindest, most wonderful friend is also the most likely to end up settling down with a huge wanker, new research has found.

Dads lumbered with awkward new friendship after children meet for play date

TWO fathers are being forced socialise with each other because their children have made friends, it has emerged.

Couple that got together via drunken hookup offering dating advice

A COUPLE who drunkenly fumbled their way into a relationship are smugly offering dating advice to their single friends, it has emerged.

Hot couple branded selfish for refusing to date ugly

AN INCREDIBLY attractive couple have been called ‘self-centred’ and ‘cruel’ for failing to have relationships with ugly people.

Saying those three little words 'I love you': The fantasy vs the reality

WE’VE all dreamed of just coming out with our true feelings for a crush. But misjudge the situation and the reality is more likely to be a nightmare. Here’s how.

Orgasm or heart attack? The dilemmas of dating an older man

PICKED up your very own George Clooney? You’re about to discover the reality suffers a great deal more back pain – and is vocal about it – than the fantasy.

How to be the most coupley couple of all the couples you know

LOVED up, but not inducing as much nausea as other couples? Follow these tips to become the most in-your-face sweethearts the world has ever despised.

Woman who married first boring bastard she met at uni judging friend for being single

A WOMAN who settled for a dullard she constantly moans about still looks down on a friend for remaining single, it has emerged.