Relationships

A MAN has been shocked to learn that his partner can hear any of his inner thoughts that express dissent. 

ARE you in the honeymoon stage of a relationship and love doing everything together? That will soon change. Here’s when, and how annoying your true love will have become.

A WOMAN who started posting generic images with inspiring quotes written across them to Instagram has definitely been chucked.

MEN who claim to relish performing cunnilingus are only doing so to get women into bed, they have admitted.

A MAN who ghosted a woman after two dates has found himself cursed to haunt her Instagram stories until the end of time.

ON the apps? Then you’ll know they vary wildly in terms of the frequency, clarity and quality of their unsolicited dick pics. Single girl Hannah Tomlinson rates them.

IF you’re about to shag someone you've just met, you can at least try to work out what they’re like from their posters and prints. Here’s what you can deduce from their ‘art’.

A MAN is completely unaware that every woman he has slept with, either consciously or unconsciously, fails to list him when discussing her past lovers.

WISHING you both a lifetime of happiness! Once you’re both past this mistake. Put a convincing tear in your eye for nuptials with a short shelf-life by following these tips.

A MAN and woman who used to be together are confident that hooking up will not go wrong in any way.