Relationships

Man's favourite sex positions the lazy ones

A MAN’S preferred positions for intercourse are the ones where he can lie back and enjoy the view, it has emerged.

Woman on good date has no idea what happens next

A WOMAN who has met a man she does not immediately want to end her date with and never see again has no idea what her next steps should be.

Heterosexuality banned due to unequal power dynamic

WOMEN are no longer allowed to have sex with men because the asymmetrical power dynamic is ‘just horrific’, according to Gen Z.

Man advised not to discuss basic human rights in front of girlfriend's lovely dad

A MAN about to meet his girlfriend’s father has been told what a kind, wonderful person he is and also not to get onto the subject of certain people’s right to live.

Why a threesome is the ultimate Valentine's gift

BABE, I know you think romance is about candlelit dinners and poetry. But isn’t it also about giving each other gifts that are heartfelt and eternal?

What does your hastily chosen supermarket Valentine's card say about your relationship?

TOMORROW is Valentine’s day, and you also need milk and kitchen roll. What does the afterthought of a card you slip into the basket say about your love?

What to do when your daughter brings home a bad boy

TEENAGE daughter brought home a slouching yob with a leather jacket riding a 125cc scooter like it’s a Harley? Want to end their misbegotten relationship ASAP? Here’s how.

Six reasons why you're so much hotter than the girls in porn, by a boyfriend who's been caught watching porn

I LOVE you, I respect you and you are standing in the doorway with your arms crossed while I close browser windows. You are so much hotter than girls in porn and here’s why.

You need to love yourself first: Modern dating advice that is demonstrably untrue

WHEN it comes to dating advice, we’ve hopefully moved on from platitudes like ‘plenty more fish in the sea’. But is the touchy-feely advice of the internet age any better? Of course not.

Man's faithfulness assured by his sheer awfulness

A GIRLFRIEND is confident her boyfriend will never cheat on her thanks to no woman finding him in any way attractive.