Relationships

Vibrator less emotionally distant than boyfriend

A WOMAN has realised that she has a deeper emotional bond with her vibrator than she does with her boyfriend.

Incredibly stupid times your partner decides to tell you something important

DOES your partner have an important piece of information hey simply must impart? They’ll choose one of these inappropriate times to do it:

Too cold not to have sex, couple begrudgingly admit

A COUPLE who have avoided sex for months have reluctantly agreed that the wintery weather leaves them no choice.

How to hide your delight when a couple breaks up

KNOW someone who’s been abandoned to singledom like you? Hide your obvious glee with these tips.

Five things you've learned about your date's ex before the main course arrives

DINNER, drinks and too much information about your date's ex is the worst way to start a new relationship. Here’s what you’ll learn before you’ve finished your calamari.

Woman lying next to man after first shag wondering how soon she can dump him

A WOMAN who has just finished a tragically bad first shag with her new boyfriend is wondering if breaking up with him tonight would be too soon.

Five cheeky ways to put the brakes on your sex life

IN A new relationship and under the illusion the sex will always be this good? Here are five fun ways to kill the mood.

Hating you, your interests and your family: five things that aren't a turn off for men

WHEN it comes to dating, men are a hardy bunch. Even these habits don’t put them off a potential love interest.

90 per cent of romantic country stroll spent finding secluded spot for girlfriend to piss

A COUPLE have spent the majority of their scenic weekend stroll searching for a suitable place for the woman to take a piss.

Six questions women will ask you'd better get f**king right

INNOCENTLY giving the wrong answer to the woman in your life may scupper your chances of ever getting laid again. Here are the right - and totally wrong - responses to six key queries.