Relationships

A MAN and woman have abruptly ended their two-year friendship after he unexpectedly made romantic advances, it has emerged.

AFTER a full nine minutes on an American website, you’ve successfully diagnosed your ex as a narcissist. This explains why the relationship was toxic and why you want her back.

A WOMAN has dumped her boyfriend because of a list of faults she has yet to discover are endemic to the male sex.

A MAN has ruined an atmosphere of growing sexual tension by saying he feels 'horny', it has emerged.

MEN getting into a new relationship often want to take things slow, but why? Find out with this depressingly honest guide.

DATERS on the apps are increasingly using AI to do the difficult early bits of relationships for them. Have you been lured into sex by a large language model? These are the signs.

A MAN on holiday with his girlfriend does not realise she, her colleagues, her friends, her family and the night shift at an M&S Food in Portsmouth are waiting for him to propose.

A 32-YEAR-OLD man who dedicates his leisure time to f**king then ghosting women insists his behaviour is motivated by his sense of civic duty.

FULFILLED and long-lasting relationships are those where the man is less attractive than his partner and knows it, experts have confirmed.

BAD people can be attractive, and that poses a problem for the ethical masturbator. Examine your conscience before constructing a wank fantasy around these hotties.