Relationships

ON the apps? Then you’ll know they vary wildly in terms of the frequency, clarity and quality of their unsolicited dick pics. Single girl Hannah Tomlinson rates them.

IF you’re about to shag someone you've just met, you can at least try to work out what they’re like from their posters and prints. Here’s what you can deduce from their ‘art’.

A MAN is completely unaware that every woman he has slept with, either consciously or unconsciously, fails to list him when discussing her past lovers.

WISHING you both a lifetime of happiness! Once you’re both past this mistake. Put a convincing tear in your eye for nuptials with a short shelf-life by following these tips.

A MAN and woman who used to be together are confident that hooking up will not go wrong in any way.

A SINGLE woman is feeling blessed to have three whole weeks of companionship with a friend who is between relationships.

MEN on a boys-only getaway are concocting ridiculous reasons for calling the women they share their lives with so as not to lose face.

A SICKENING couple who have never improved themselves in any way are in a committed, loving relationship.

EXPRESSING your desire to take things up a notch in the bedroom when you’re wide awake with faith in your libido and/or dick is only the first step.