Relationships

TWO women have forged the strongest friendship of their lives in a brief late-night encounter in a nightclub toilet, they have confirmed.

WOMEN are too superficial to date a man the size of a sperm whale, research has found. 

A MAN has explained to a woman he is involved with that giving their relationship a name would make his sleeping with other women a categorically bad thing.

A COUPLE who wrote their own highly personal wedding vows were as embarrassed saying them as their guests were listening to them, it has emerged.

A COUPLE have agreed they are not really the type to have sex dangerous or boundary-crossing enough to need a safeword, and feel the lesser for it.

A WOMAN is suffering through a break-up handled with such staggering ineptitude that she would honestly prefer her ex to disappear without a word.

A MAN engrossed in a TV programme has proved to be an effective listener who does not patronise his girlfriend by offering unhelpful advice.

AN evening of interaction with the online dating market saves more marriages than half a year being excruciatingly honest with a relationship counsellor, it has emerged.

A MAN who has bothered to learn the basics about astrology could get laid every night of the week, he has confessed.

HOW their dad was ever considered attractive by the opposite sex is beyond most people’s imaginations, it has emerged.