GOT a date, but not sure what to talk about because you’re a socially dysfunctional weirdo? Don’t worry, just jump in with any of these interesting topics.
AN elderly couple have asked their granddaughter whether she and her husband are f**king bareback in order to produce great-grandchildren.
A MAN known for being mysterious, difficult to read and often morose might just be a massive bellend, it has emerged.
WOMEN have confirmed that the most stimulating part of pornography for them is the interior design details.
NO ONE has the gift of burying the lede quite like your parents when they ring you out of the blue. Here’s how they like to create unnecessary drama.
A MAN who has been explicitly told he is dumped is still managing to read mixed messages into the situation, it has emerged.
A MAN is disgusted that his former girlfriend has quickly shacked up with a man who is handsome, intelligent and kind.
A MAN is fighting for female equality by always insisting on splitting the bill at the end of dates.
A WOMAN has admitted that she faked the previous five years of an apparently satisfying relationship, it has emerged.
THERE are mature, sensible ways to break up with someone that allow you to both to retain your dignity. But you just know you’ll go with one of these instead.