A MAN and woman who used to be together are confident that hooking up will not go wrong in any way.
Former partners Tom Booker and Kelly Howard are positive that sleeping together for old times’ sake will simply leave them both sexually satisfied and not in a pit of emotional confusion and bitter regret.
Booker said: “Why shouldn’t we hook up? We’re both single and we’re both over each other. Conditions are perfect for one last shag.
“I know what Kelly likes. She knows what I’m into. That means it’ll be better than fumbling around with a new person. Unless it dredges up old emotions that leave us feeling troubled and sad. But what are the chances of that?”
Howard said: “Hook-ups with exes are a great idea. It definitely won’t open a floodgate of poignant memories that contrast cruelly with my current loneliness and series of ill-advised relationships with horrible men.
“I imagine it’ll be like slipping on a comfy old pair of jeans. If anything it’ll strengthen our new friendship. I can’t see it being awkward talking about mundane crap like how my sister is when you’ve just passionately f**ked.”
Immediately after the successful hook-up, both partners happily got dressed in silence and went their separate ways while cheerfully holding back tears.
