Relationships

BOOKS can teach you a lot about the world, and more importantly the amazing shit women used to get away with back in the time of shirtless pirates.

A FRESHER at the University of Sussex whose high-school girlfriend has just started Newcastle University is certain they will stay together.

A WOMAN has found she is super-horny for about 20 minutes straight just after waking up.

THE standards of heterosexual men when choosing a partner are much lower than previously feared, scientists have confirmed.

UNRELIABLE flakes are masters of dodging the blame for their terrible timekeeping. Don't let them get away with these excuses.

HAVING a bad day? It’ll get even worse if you run into your ex. For maximum damage, cross paths with them on these occasions:

DEEPLY and profoundly in love with someone? Terrified they’ll find out and reject you?  Here are five fool-proof methods of keeping your crush hidden.

IS your independence compromised by a stable, contented relationship with your spouse? These are the signs you’ve thrown away your selfish dreams to be happy.

TINDER, a romance simulator for adults, is the most popular mobile game of the 21st century. But how do you get to that elusive 100 per cent? Top player Ryan Whittaker explains:

A FOUR-YEAR-old boy has deliberately ruined his mum’s cup of coffee by walking into the same room as her.