Relationships

DATING apps have asked their ugly, humourless, unloveable users if they have ever reflected that not being able to find a partner may not just be the app.

WELL. You moved on fast. 16 months after we split and you’re showing off your new tart on your Instagram stories, knowing I’d see it all using my burner account.

WOMEN have a vast array of words at their disposal to keep men in the friend zone. Here are some that strongly suggest you've got no chance.

A 13-year-old girl who has exchanged messages with a boy on Instagram has decided to attach the label situationship to their conversation.

IS there a new girlfriend in your life? Make sure you’re prepared to field these questions about your ex she'll be interrogating you with.

FEMALE friendships endure for years through arguments, estrangements and falsity, kept going on a bedrock of mutual loathing. This is how to show her you genuinely hate her guts.

OUR relationship is the best, by far. Because although we’ve been a couple for decades with children and a mortgage, we’re incredibly special because we’re not married.

WOMEN have such notions. For example, they may feel a married man with a disposable income would look down on them for wanting no-strings-attached sex. And that is wrong.

A BEE has admitted he is put off mating with the hive’s queen because she has already mated with dozens of other drones.