Woman having good moan to husband wishes he'd stop interrupting with help

A WOMAN having a good whinge about work to her husband wishes he would stop interrupting with ways to help.

Five things you'll never admit your parents were right about

HAVE you started to see things from your parents' point of view now that you’re getting older? Keep these realisations to yourself or they’ll never let you hear the end of it.

Sex myths that are clearly bollocks if you've got 20 braincells

DO you like to repeat clearly dubious ‘facts’ about sex? Here are some you should apply a bit of critical thinking to.

Five things every girlfriend will get rationally angry about

IS the old ball and chain in a weird huff again? It’s probably due to one of these totally legitimate concerns, as well as the fact you just sniggered at ‘ball and chain’.

Sexual tension between strangers on bus broken by stench of piss from back seat

A BUDDING romance between two bus passengers has been ruined by the overwhelming aroma of wee emanating from the vehicle’s rear.

How to stop an an ex moving on, by your ex

REMEMBER me? Apparently not well enough. You got over me a little too fast for my liking, so here’s how I’m going to mess with your head for kicks.

Weirdo girlfriend tells boyfriend when she's pissed off with him

A WOMAN without regard for social convention not only immediately informs her boyfriend when she is pissed off with him but even tells him why.

Five awful men every woman has gone out with

ARE you a heterosexual woman? Commiserations, because you’ve definitely dated one or more of these arseholes...

Lost cat poster downplaying its arsehole personality

A POSTER looking for a lost cat glosses over the fact that it behaves like a complete arsehole most of the time.

Five regional accents that will never be sexually attractive

Think your regional accent sounds interesting and endearing? If it’s any of these then you’re wrong.