Relationships

LOCKED in a war of words with your partner? Ensure you inevitably lose yet again by following these tips.

IT’S easy to assume mid-coitus that your female partner is thinking about what a tender yet powerful lover you are. They’re not. Here’s what’s really crossing their mind.

ONLY a passive-aggressive weirdo could misinterpret simple texts. That’s your partner and here’s how they’ll read a straightforward message totally the wrong way.

YOU’RE a bit pathetic when even the sex in your sleeping brain lacks excitement. Be deeply ashamed of these erotic dream scenarios:

IN our own special way each of us is a bit f**ked up about sex. In what ways are you weird about it?

DATING on the internet? Find yourself confronted with other people’s red flags and take it personally? These dating prejudices are completely fair, actually.

A MAN whose wife has recently given birth to their first baby has decided this is the moment to take up a new and time-consuming hobby.

SORT of seeing someone but sort of not? You can get away with these behaviours that would be otherwise unacceptable.

DO you know an annoying couple whose awfulness is compounded by the fact that there are two of them? Here are five unbearable duos you hate running into.

ARE you in a shitshow of a relationship and keen to prolong the misery? Here are five tips on keeping the disappointment alive.