Relationships

A MAN is completely unaware that every woman he has slept with, either consciously or unconsciously, fails to list him when discussing her past lovers.

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A MAN and woman who used to be together are confident that hooking up will not go wrong in any way.

A SINGLE woman is feeling blessed to have three whole weeks of companionship with a friend who is between relationships.

MEN on a boys-only getaway are concocting ridiculous reasons for calling the women they share their lives with so as not to lose face.

A SICKENING couple who have never improved themselves in any way are in a committed, loving relationship.

EXPRESSING your desire to take things up a notch in the bedroom when you’re wide awake with faith in your libido and/or dick is only the first step.

A WOMAN who luxuriates in clean towels, fresh linen and delicately scented candles is desperate to live with her foul, belching pig of a boyfriend.

A GIRLFRIEND’S anecdote needs to be simplified so that her boyfriend can follow it while looking at his phone, it has emerged.