Relationships

I am reinventing myself as a sex guru, by Liz Truss

IF THE public wants to read about an affair I had in the mid-90s, I will give them what they want. These are my sex tips. Read on.

Entrepreneur invests in own future by buying girlfriend lingerie

A BUSINESS-SAVVY boyfriend has paid £108.90 on lingerie for his partner with hopes of returning significant gains from his investment.

Being choked during sex: Why aren't men into it?

THERE’S nothing better than the feeling of two warm, strong hands obstructing your windpipe as you approach climax. So why are men so reluctant to be choked?

Exes only friends when they're single

TWO people who used to be in a relationship are still good friends whenever neither of them is in a relationship, they have confirmed.

Man torn between marathon and extra-marital affair

A 45-YEAR-OLD man is unable to decide between training for a marathon or sleeping with a woman in his office.

Woman playfully tests new boyfriend by brutally criticising everything about him

A WOMAN is playfully seeing how her new boyfriend will react to a pitiless dissection of everything he is, enjoys, or hopes to be.

Man's attempt to get dumped reveals how low bar could have been all along

A MAN trying to get his girlfriend to dump him has only now realised how bad his behaviour could have been throughout the relationship.

New couple desperately wondering when they can stop doing everything together

A YOUNG couple who share every activity are each independently desperate to do stuff away from that other bastard for a change.

Miserable man syndrome definitely nothing to do with us, agree wives

THE wives of middle-aged miserable men have agreed that this curious phenomenon is entirely unrelated to their own behaviour.

'I've got a cool name for my wanting loads of sex'

THINK my condition, that of wanting no-strings-attached sex with multiple women, is no more than selfish, objectifying lust? Wait until you hear the cool name I’ve given it.