Relationships

Why I, a married man, would not judge you for having an affair with me

WOMEN have such notions. For example, they may feel a married man with a disposable income would look down on them for wanting no-strings-attached sex. And that is wrong.

Drone bee turned off by queen's body count

A BEE has admitted he is put off mating with the hive’s queen because she has already mated with dozens of other drones.

Your parents: They can't still be shagging at their age, surely? A quiz

YOUR mum and dad are ancient, so there's no way they can still be having marital relations at their age - or can they? Find out with our fun quiz.

He says he doesn't date women over 30, you shout 'House!': the rules of Bumble Guy Bingo

WITH his vinyl, woollen hat, impeccable left-wing politics, eschewing of commitment and obsession with Japanese whiskey, Bumble Guy lends himself to a fun game. Play along at home!

Woman finds even better soulmate

A WOMAN who believed she had already found the one has been pleasantly surprised to find a significant upgrade.

Bid to ban marriage between cousins is 'war on countryside'

A CONSERVATIVE MP is accused of striking at the very fundamentals of rural life with a bill to ban marriage between cousins.

What not to do on a date, as demonstrated by First Dates

HIT dating show First Dates fulfils television’s original educational remit by showing budding romantics exactly the behaviours to avoid. Follow these rules.

How not to feel ridiculous while being spanked

CHRISTIAN Grey has a lot to answer for, because now every woman on Bumble wants a billionaire dom and is settling. But still feels absurd the moment her bum’s out. Use these tips.

Are you in love or do you just like the same TV shows? A quiz

HAVE you found ‘the one’, or do you just want to sit on the sofa with a person with compatible taste in television programmes? Find out with this quiz.

How to keep the passive-aggression alive in your marriage

AS a new year begins, it’s easy for couples to take each other for granted and neglect the incessant sniping that keeps loathing alive. Here’s how to get it back.