I kissed an American girl, and four other lies teenage pricks told about their holidays

TEENAGERS holidaying with their parents spend all day working out the fortnight-long lie they’ll tell their mates. Including these elements.

Woman on terrible date has fingers crossed she'll be ghosted

A WOMAN on a terrible date with a dickhead is secretly hoping she will be ghosted by him when it is over.

Have your partner's quirky traits crossed the line to become f**king unbearable?

AFTER several years together, which of your partner’s once adorable quirks have developed into utterly unacceptable character flaws?

Be prepared to destroy your entire relationship for a single night - how to have a threesome

ARE you ready to turn straightforward sex into a logistical nightmare, all so you can boast about it to your mates? Here’s a guide to having an unforgettably unsatisfying night.

Man bragging about 10lb baby like it was his achievement

A MAN whose partner has just given birth to a whopping 10lb baby is boasting about it like it was some huge personal achievement.

What your girlfriend thinks about when you talk about sport

DOES your girlfriend seem enthralled by your tale of a nil-nil draw? That’s because her mind is preoccupied with these things instead.

Your sex problems solved, by a man who hasn't had a shag for years

PROBLEMS in the bedroom? Write in for some advice from involuntary celibate Tom Logan who’s in a far worse situation than you.

How to buy a present for your loved one that's actually for you

BUYING a present for your other half when you’d prefer to spend the money on yourself? Here’s how to give a gift you’ll later receive.

Leave her alone, stop bothering her and other fail-safe flirting techniques for men

ARE you a dude looking for love? You’re doing it all wrong. Flirtation expert Eleanor Shaw outlines six fool-proof methods of attracting the female sex.

What your girlfriend and her mates are saying about you on the group chat

THINK your relationship with your girlfriend is private? Guess again. Here's how every detail is being discussed on the group chat.