Five completely useless friends when you've been dumped

WHEN you’re newly heartbroken, numerous friends will rally round to offer support. These people will be no help whatsoever.

Couple who've been messaging for 16 months end date after 15 minutes

A COUPLE who have been messaging each other since April last year have ended their first date after just 15 minutes.

Have an open relationship, and other terrible sex advice

ARE you and your partner worried about your sex life becoming stale? Here totally unqualified ‘sexpert’ Donna Sheridan gives some advice that will ruin your lives.

Five things to put on your dating profile if you're getting too many matches

GETTING a little too much action from Tinder/Bumble/Hinge? Add these to provide sweet relief from non-stop dating.

Smiling, and other ways wankers will convince themselves you fancy them

DICKHEADS think everyone wants to sleep with them. Think twice before acknowledging their existence with these highly flirtatious actions:

Six fears you try to suppress when dating

DATING a new person is terrifying, especially if you're an anxious sweaty mess who's trying to hide these valid fears.

Five things your teenager is pissed off about right now

GOT a teenager? Any idea what they're so massively f**ked off about? Here are five likely suspects.

How to pretend you can still be friends when you've split up

EVER since Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin ‘consciously uncoupled’ everyone is trying to be all mature about romantic break-ups. So you’re going to need to fake maturity too. Here’s how.

Couple embark on series of awkward sexual acts to rediscover 'spark'

A COUPLE are trying out a series of demanding and humiliating sexual scenarios in a bid to save their floundering marriage.

Five reasons you're single and not in a fantastic relationship

ARE you single? Are you wondering why? Here are five exceptionally simple reasons why no one wants to be your significant other.