Woman hopes she and ex can still be friends who f**k after a few drinks

A WOMAN splitting up with her boyfriend hopes they can still stay in contact and hook up when drunk and lonely.

Six pathetic ways to try and get a sympathy shag

PREPARED to sacrifice your dignity for the sake of a shag? Of course you are. Here are some pitiful attempts to get laid purely out of pity.

Man terrified of consequences after winning argument with girlfriend

A MAN proved right in a minor argument with his girlfriend is living in dread of the price he will have to pay.

Man referring to family as his 'side hustle'

A MAN is talking about his wife and kids as if they are a part-time gig he occasionally fits in around his day job, it has emerged.

Woman furious that fat friend is engaged

A WOMAN who should be wishing an overweight friend who is engaged every happiness is instead raging at her presumptuousness.

Do you miss your ex or are you just horny? A quiz

WAS your ex the best thing that ever happened to you, or has it just been a few days since you rubbed one out? Find out with our quiz.

Six marital arguments that are really about sex

ARGUING with your spouse or life partner? Both insisting that the argument actually is about wallpaper even though it’s transparently about your sex life? This is how.

You don't have to do the walk of shame: Reasons why a wank is better than a one-night stand

DESPERATE to get your rocks off? Here’s why a good wank is a lot less hassle than a one-night stand.

Man who says sleeping girlfriend 'looks like an angel' lying

A MAN is lying when he tells his girlfriend she looks ‘angelic’ while asleep, feeling she more closely resembles a dead animal.

Clitoris to be renamed after first man to find it

THE clitoris is to be renamed in honour of the first man to ever find it.