Relationships

Boy comes of age by realising his dad is a bit of a tosser

A 16-YEAR-OLD boy has become a man on finally coming to the understanding that his father, who he once looked up to, is something of a prick.

Five signs your partner wasn't thinking about how much they love you for a fraction of a second

IN the attention economy, even a second spent not contemplating the wonder of you is tantamount to cheating. Here are five signs your partner has been momentarily unfaithful.

'Lack of vibes' considered genuine excuse to end date by both parties

INTERNET language designed to help fearful Gen Zers to avoid voicing opinions is now considered valid for ending romantic relationships.

Girlfriend trying to imagine what being wrong would be like

A GIRLFRIEND who believes herself to be an empathic person is trying to visualise what it would be like to be wrong about something.

Six charming qualities of your knobhead mate, by his deluded girlfriend

SURE, he may not be funny, employed or pleasant to me, but Stephen is such a wonderful guy. Here are just some of the reasons why I love him so much.

How many years do you have left in your sex life?

ENJOYING a bountiful and fulfilling sex life? The clock’s ticking. Soon it will be no more than a memory. Find out how long you’ve got...

Six weird grievances splitting up means you can get off your chest

RELATIONSHIP gone tits up? Ease the heartache with the knowledge that you’re finally free to air these home truths that have been bugging you for years.

Why any man who dates women under 30 is a massive creep, by 32-year-old Charlotte Phelps

PERVERTS, the lot of them. A man dating a 27-year-old ought to have his photo up behind the bar in Nando’s and a curfew.

How to contain your glee at hearing your ex has been dumped

BREAK-UPS are sad, traumatic events, unless it’s your ex who's just been dumped. However it’s best to hide your overwhelming joy at the news, so try these tips.