Relationships

YOU were enjoying a new TV drama with your mum and dad but suddenly it’s turned into hardcore porn. Here’s what you definitely don’t want to hear from their sofa. 

A MAN who claims to have a liberating attitude towards sex is actually just desperate to get his end away, it has emerged.

A MARRIED couple have announced they are ready to take the next step to a threesome.

YOUR mother believes you need guidance in making the correct choices, including your poor judgment in choosing a spouse. Even though your husband is right there.

IT has finally been confirmed that anal sex is no more enjoyable than regular sex, just significantly more uncouth.

HAVING a huge tiff and realise you’re in the wrong? A good person would apologise but you can wrap it up without admitting a single fault. Here’s how.  

USING a blindfold during sex is the best way to imagine you are coupling with someone other than your partner, it has emerged.

SINGLE? Got parents? Who deliberately choose the most punishingly painful moment to ask probing questions about, essentially, if you’re f**king?

GOT a date, but not sure what to talk about because you’re a socially dysfunctional weirdo? Don’t worry, just jump in with any of these interesting topics.

AN elderly couple have asked their granddaughter whether she and her husband are f**king bareback in order to produce great-grandchildren.