Relationships

Monogamy easy in winter, say men

MEN have admitted that remaining committed to one woman is far easier during winter months without all these bare legs and cleavages.

52-year-old man unknowingly has sex for final time

A 52-YEAR-OLD man has, unbeknownst to him, enjoyed his last ever sexual encounter.

Man slicks back hair, checks breath, drops trousers and sends dick pic

A MAN has checked that his appearance and personal hygiene are up to scratch before sending an unsolicited photo of his genitals to a woman, it has emerged.

Friend struggling through messy break-up 100 per cent at fault

A FRIEND heartbroken that her boyfriend has dumped her without warning is entirely, unequivocally responsible, it has emerged.

How do you rate in your girlfriend's shag league table?

YOUR girlfriend kindly pretends you are good in bed, but where do you really stand in her league table of lust?

'Who's a good little mansplainer? You are', says wife, pinching husband's chubby cheeks

A MAN who successfully explained something to his wife she already knew has been congratulated in a manner befitting his achievement.

Woman at bar signalling she'd like to talk about World of Warcraft 

A BEAUTIFUL woman at a bar has been sending out definite signals that she is keen to talk about the online gaming universe of World of Warcraft.

Man clearly getting off on calling boat 'she'

A MAN with a yacht is clearly turned on whenever he talks about the vessel as if it is actually female.

Busy mum saves time by preparing marital arguments in advance

A WOMAN has unlocked new efficiencies in her packed weekly schedule by preparing ahead of time a selection of complaints, insults and resentments to fire at her husband.

'Wow, I love your funko pop collection': Six sentences no woman has ever said sincerely

DATING can be depressing, not least because women have to pretend to think men are fascinating in order to stroke their egos. If you hear any of these comments, please understand that she is being wildly insincere.