Relationships

Man did not realise he would be acting as girlfriend's professional photographer

A MAN has confirmed that he did not know having the skills of a professional photographer would be a necessary requirement for a successful romantic relationship.

Lazy middle-aged divorcees getting back together with childhood sweethearts

MIDDLE-AGED divorcees who cannot be bothered making the basic effort to date are getting back together with their teenage sweethearts instead.

Why are you out for a candlelit meal with your girlfriend? Take our quiz

YOU'RE wearing a suit and sitting opposite your girlfriend at a romantic dinner. But why? Desperately try to figure it out with this quiz.

Spark restored to relationship with cocaine

A COUPLE have brought the thrill back to their relationship, both in and out of the bedroom, with the judicious purchase of a gram of cocaine.

Is your girlfriend faking her orgasms? Take our fun quiz

ARE you a legend in the bedroom or - implausible as it sounds - could she be faking it? Find out by taking our quiz.

12 romantic strategies to win the heart of someone who's not interested

CARRYING a torch for someone who’s failing to reciprocate in any way? Here’s how to ignore common sense and hope they’ll come round to the idea of shagging you.

'Had her' vs 'What the f**k was I thinking?': Men and women's differing reactions to meeting an ex

MEN and women have wildly varying reactions to accidentally bumping into someone they used to shag. Here are their instinctive first thoughts you'd rather not know about.

Woman horrified to learn she is 'one that got away'

A WOMAN has learned that a man she barely remembers from years ago has classed her as ‘the one that got away’.

Date night ruined by pretty waitress

A COUPLE’S romantic night out has been ruined by the presence of their heartbreakingly attractive 22-year-old waitress.

'I am listening,' woman who zoned out 45 minutes ago tells boyfriend

A WOMAN who fully checked out of a conversation with her boyfriend has unconvincingly assured him she was in fact listening the whole time.