How to make up the perfect unfalsifiable holiday romance: a guide for teenagers

AGED 14-18? Went on holiday with your parents? Planning to invent a wonderful romance with an incredible but untraceable girl or boy? Follow these rules.

You’ll get over her in no time, says dad still hung up on his year 11 girlfriend

A FATHER has reassured his teenaged son that he will quickly recover from a break-up, despite the hurt he still feels over a woman he hasn’t seen in two decades.

They didn’t bring you a little treat back from the shops: six major relationship red flags

THOUGHT cheating was bad? Wait until you hear about these extreme acts which could easily destroy any relationship.

Couple wants to know why you're doing literally anything in same year they're getting married 

A COUPLE are keen to know why you would organise an event or big life change when you know very well that they are getting married this year.

Man who pretended to like astrology to get laid had no idea how deep this shit goes

A MAN who claimed to be passionate about astrology to impress a date was unaware of how deep the astrological rabbit-hole goes.

Why your ex's nice new girlfriend is actually a complete twat

YOUR ex-boyfriend has found a lovely new woman, everyone says so, and you’d definitely be pleased for him if she wasn’t actually a massive bitch. Here’s why.

Encouraging things to say during sex that will make you feel like a twat

DO you find it hard to know what to say during sex? Here are some phrases to make you cringe with embarrassment as soon as you’ve said them.

Boyfriend introduced to concept of toilet brush

A MAN’S world has been turned upside down after being told what the brush situated next to the toilet is for.

We'd want more sex if you were better at it, women tell men

WOMEN have collectively told men that the best way to make them want more sex is to become competent at it.

We need to discuss our mutual attraction, man tells very surprised woman

A MAN has told a female acquaintance they need to acknowledge the mutual attraction between them, much to her shock.