Relationships

Five sex positions that mean your relationship is dead

THE relationship is deceased even if the bedroom lurches on like a drooling zombie hungry for flesh. If you’re doing these end it, or at least cheat.

Brunettes over blondes and bums over boobs: six preferences that make men sexual intellectuals

MEN who favour Anne Hathaway over Sydney Sweeney are the great sexual thinkers of their time. Follow these precepts and you can become the Einstein of being horny.

The new girlfriend's guide to which friends you're not allowed to keep

FOUND a lovely new partner? Great, but be aware she’s probably already drawing up a list of which of your friends you won't be seeing again.

Escort visits the biggest cost of being single

MONTHLY liaisons with escorts are the main hidden cost of being single, it has emerged.

Mum advising against motherhood a little too forcefully

A WOMAN discouraging her daughter from having children appears to be speaking from bitter personal experience.

12 items to awkwardly retrieve from the person you dumped last week

BREAKING up was a good idea but leaving a load of stuff at their place wasn’t. Here are the items you’re going to have to get back.

On a National Express coach, and other times you'll regret illicit sex acts

EVERYONE agrees sex in forbidden places is incredibly thrilling. However some locations may make you wish you’d stuck with your bed. Like these.

Man fails to realise girlfriend has continued conversation long after he left room

A MAN did not notice his girlfriend was keeping a conversation going even though he was not physically present.

Her hormones, and other convincing explanations why she dumped you but it's not your fault

BEING dumped can be devastating, but thankfully there’s no way you could be to blame. Here are the real reasons she did it. 

Girlfriend helps with funny anecdote by correcting inaccuracies

A MAN’S girlfriend kept helpfully interjecting while he was telling a funny story to ensure it was an accurate account of events.