Relationships

How to accept your girlfriend's best friend knows everything about your sex life

THAT night of slippery anal the two of you haven't discussed since? Shared over brunch, complete with hand gestures. Here's how to acknowledge that.

Trusting girlfriend just wants to look through every message man has ever received or sent

A WOMAN who really believes her boyfriend is faithful just wants to innocently scour all of his communications, she has confirmed.

'Men weren't made to be monogamous' says man referring to himself specifically

A MAN has justified his personal desire to have sex with lots of women by explaining that men were evolutionarily designed to sleep around.

Middle-aged couple find their love language is silence

A LONGTIME couple’s romantic night out at a restaurant has made them realise their love language is now a chilly silence.

Man confused as sex drags on to tenth minute

A MAN cannot understand what is happening as his latest bout of sexual intercourse extends into its tenth minute.

Man's favourite sex positions the lazy ones

A MAN’S preferred positions for intercourse are the ones where he can lie back and enjoy the view, it has emerged.

Woman on good date has no idea what happens next

A WOMAN who has met a man she does not immediately want to end her date with and never see again has no idea what her next steps should be.

Heterosexuality banned due to unequal power dynamic

WOMEN are no longer allowed to have sex with men because the asymmetrical power dynamic is ‘just horrific’, according to Gen Z.

Man advised not to discuss basic human rights in front of girlfriend's lovely dad

A MAN about to meet his girlfriend’s father has been told what a kind, wonderful person he is and also not to get onto the subject of certain people’s right to live.

Why a threesome is the ultimate Valentine's gift

BABE, I know you think romance is about candlelit dinners and poetry. But isn’t it also about giving each other gifts that are heartfelt and eternal?