Relationships

Girlfriend marks territory by leaving hair bobbles around boyfriend's flat

A MAN'S new girlfriend is asserting her presences and scaring away rivals by leaving hair ties in every room of his home.

Man living in fear his mates will discover his girlfriend's TikTok

A MAN is concerned that friends will find his girlfriend’s TikTok account containing lip-sync videos, unfunny reels, and dances she is unaware teenage boys are wanking to.

The middle-aged person's guide to losing friends

IS your life cluttered with friends you’d prefer didn’t exist? Or require a minor effort to occasionally meet? Learn how to lose them like a middle-aged pro.

Man on first date confused as woman resembles photo

A MAN on his first date with someone he met on a dating app was left confused when he discovered she looked exactly like her profile photo.

Man with way hotter girlfriend desperately asked how they met

A MAN whose girlfriend is much more attractive than him has been bombarded with desperate, probing questions about how on earth they met.

Do your in-laws secretly think you're a twat?

THEY were pleasant enough to your face this weekend, but do they mean it? Or did they start doing mocking impressions of you the moment the door closed?

Your friends: Are they worth the effort?

HAVING good friends is meant to be a key part of a happy and healthy life, but are they actually worth the effort? Here are some reasons to consider ditching them.

Meet cute ends in bumping uglies

A COUPLE’S adorable meet cute has led to them ramming their engorged genitals into one another within the same day.

Is pegging the new Netflix? Your guide to not missing out

STREAMING has revolutionised the way we watch TV, and pegging promises to do the same for our sex lives. Here’s how to get started.