Relationships

A MAN was astonished to find that women’s profiles on dating apps contain useful information about them once you scroll past the first photo.

A COUPLE seem to be pretending they did not get pissed and do outrageously dirty things to each other last night.

A DESPICABLE bastard of a boyfriend is on thin ice after being openly unsure if the person his partner is telling an anecdote about is an obviously malevolent idiot.

EVERY year, mothers receive lavish gifts and cards packed with heartfelt sentiment from their children. Dads might also get something. These are the key differences.

A WOMAN who is only offered a selection of lunatics and perverts on dating apps has been asked why she always picks the wrong men. 

A WOMAN has been left stunned after a man she had decided was ‘probably good enough’ unexpectedly rejected her advances. 

AGE-GAP relationships are often frowned up - except in certain circumstances where people strangely don’t care about shagging an old person. Such as these…

A BRITISH man with a passion for Japanese women has proclaimed that he will campaign tirelessly for his human right to fetishise.

‘SHREKKING’, or being rejected by someone less attractive, is the latest bollocks Gen Z dating term, so what’s next? Any of these five are reasonable contenders.

LEWIS Hamilton has done his bit to go ‘Instagram official’ with Kim Kardashian by posting a picture of her. It's not the only online dating trend we’re all supposed to be doing.