Relationships

GOT an ex or male friend who, as 35 approaches, looks better and better? Here’s how to convince him and yourself that he was always the one.

A WIFE is unsure how to feel about her husband, after 15 years of marriage, finally learning how to make her orgasm.

HAVE you got a sexual past that so vanilla it could be in the freezer section at Asda, but want to appear less boring to a lover? Here’s how to craft a dubious erotic tale.

TRYING to convince your wife she wants an open marriage? These are the reasons why you f**king around would only make your relationship stronger.

A WOMAN has been presented with a seemingly spontaneous bouquet by her boyfriend. What has he done? Grace Wood-Morris investigates.

A WOMAN has hilariously given her boyfriend the illusion of choice while deciding which restaurant to eat at.

A THREESOME has been thrown into crisis after it became apparent that one member of the trio was contributing significantly less than the other two.

A TEENAGER has been charged with attempting to shag a Shetland pony near Huddersfield. Let’s hope it doesn’t become a Gen Z dating trend, because the following will happen.

IN brand new loved-up relationships there are plenty of events that can be turned into soppy pseudo-anniversaries. Try not to gag at these.