Relationships

A FATHER cannot wait until his children are back at school so he can love them just the way he used to do.

A WOMAN believes she has stumbled on one of the great unsolvable enigmas of our age after a man she slept with no longer replies to her texts.

A BOYFRIEND who thought he would quickly see what his partner gets up to online failed to comprehend the sheer volume of inane daily correspondence, he admitted.

THANKS to their feminine charms, women can turn things into seductive displays that would just make men look stupid. Such as these.

PARTNERS can be annoying. Stick it to them in no uncertain terms with the following petty acts.

A COUPLE are torn between splitting up and starting a new chapter in their lives together by having a baby.

MY SPLIT from Tom eight months ago was hard for both of us. He’d become complacent and I wanted to find myself and explore new horizons, meaning I’d met someone hotter.

TEMPTED to make your shagging record sound a bit more impressive? Here are some entirely made-up conquests you can probably get away with.

SURE, the consequences of an affair can be bad, but loads of people seem to be doing it and you’ve got a bad case of FOMO. Here is a beginner’s guide if you’re naturally the monogamous type.

STRUGGLING to diplomatically describe the latest arsehole your friend is dating? Bend the truth linguistically with these adjectives.