Relationships

How to keep your man interested by treating him like shit, by a plumber

YOU know who gets texts from blokes, ignores them and it only makes them want me more? Me over here, a licensed plumber. Need him hungry for you, girls? Do this.

Women and women can't be friends, relationship experts confirm

THE long-held suspicion that it is impossible for women and women to have genuine friendships has been proved by researchers.

'Then she got off at Bank and our love ended': The ten stages of falling for a stranger on public transport

IF only she had looked up from her phone, you would be engaged and choosing names for your first four children. This is how your Central line love slipped away.

Man totally cool with getting brief, sickening flashes of girlfriend's sexual history

A MAN is completely fine with his girlfriend sharing graphic details of her many previous sexual exploits, he has claimed.

How to handle seeing a girl your boyfriend would definitely fancy

THERE she is, waiting for her coffee order as if she’s done nothing wrong knowing full well your boyfriend would be all over her if he were here, which he isn’t. Here’s how to cope.

Couple on third date have already shared all their best stories

A COUPLE meeting up for the third time have already exhausted all the entertaining anecdotes they have to share.

How to accept your girlfriend's best friend knows everything about your sex life

THAT night of slippery anal the two of you haven't discussed since? Shared over brunch, complete with hand gestures. Here's how to acknowledge that.

Trusting girlfriend just wants to look through every message man has ever received or sent

A WOMAN who really believes her boyfriend is faithful just wants to innocently scour all of his communications, she has confirmed.

'Men weren't made to be monogamous' says man referring to himself specifically

A MAN has justified his personal desire to have sex with lots of women by explaining that men were evolutionarily designed to sleep around.

Middle-aged couple find their love language is silence

A LONGTIME couple’s romantic night out at a restaurant has made them realise their love language is now a chilly silence.