Relationships

BOYFRIENDS may think they’ve won the approval of a girlfriend’s close friends. But don’t feel too pleased - if you split up it may turn out you were a monster all along. 

MIDDLE-AGED men are fine with ladies’ pubic hair, whereas young fellas act as if they’ve discovered Japanese knotweed. What is the cause of this puzzling situation?

MEN are self-contained creatures, so being in a relationship can be a terrifying experience. These are the daunting new responsibilities they face.

OPENED the door in stockings and suspenders, only for him to shoulder past asking which cupboard the crisps are in? Use these excuses for why you’re in a lacy set.

THE heartwarming story of how your grandfather wooed your grandmother has you considering whether to report him to the police.

A MAN who was impressed by how quietly his girlfriend was able to have sex while staying at his parents’ house is now worried instead.

A MAN was astonished to find that women’s profiles on dating apps contain useful information about them once you scroll past the first photo.

A COUPLE seem to be pretending they did not get pissed and do outrageously dirty things to each other last night.

A DESPICABLE bastard of a boyfriend is on thin ice after being openly unsure if the person his partner is telling an anecdote about is an obviously malevolent idiot.

EVERY year, mothers receive lavish gifts and cards packed with heartfelt sentiment from their children. Dads might also get something. These are the key differences.