Relationships

Bid to ban marriage between cousins is 'war on countryside'

A CONSERVATIVE MP is accused of striking at the very fundamentals of rural life with a bill to ban marriage between cousins.

What not to do on a date, as demonstrated by First Dates

HIT dating show First Dates fulfils television’s original educational remit by showing budding romantics exactly the behaviours to avoid. Follow these rules.

How not to feel ridiculous while being spanked

CHRISTIAN Grey has a lot to answer for, because now every woman on Bumble wants a billionaire dom and is settling. But still feels absurd the moment her bum’s out. Use these tips.

Are you in love or do you just like the same TV shows? A quiz

HAVE you found ‘the one’, or do you just want to sit on the sofa with a person with compatible taste in television programmes? Find out with this quiz.

How to keep the passive-aggression alive in your marriage

AS a new year begins, it’s easy for couples to take each other for granted and neglect the incessant sniping that keeps loathing alive. Here’s how to get it back.

Man whose girlfriend unexpectedly wants sex regretting morning wank

A MAN whose girlfriend was unexpectedly in the mood for intercourse was gutted that he had chosen to knock one out earlier.

Modern couples having less sex, says person who makes these things up

THE man whose job it is to make up sex trends has decided that modern couples are having less intercourse.

Joining a running club, and other activities if you're f**king desperate for a shag

DETERMINED to find love in 2025? Apparently joining a running club is the new vogueish way to meet someone, and if you’ve reached this level of desperation why not try these as well?

Look at your phone while everyone kisses: How to survive NYE while single

THERE are worse times to be alone; March to June 2020 was f**king rough, for example. But New Year’s Eve is a hard time for the single man or woman. This is how to survive.

Set of Christmas photos also taken without sister's boyfriend

FOR every family Christmas photo taken with a woman’s current boyfriend a near-identical one is being taken without him, it has emerged.