Relationships

NEW to dating apps? Confused by the phrases all the long-term singletons who long ago lost all faith in love are using? Find your way with this guide.

AFTER an 18-year wait the kids have gone to university, the house is empty, and the two of you are wondering what you used to do with all these hours. Was it this kind of thing?

A WOMAN is thoroughly enjoying a relationship with a man where there is absolutely no chance of them ever having sex.

ASKED for something a bit kinky from your partner and been turned down? Here are some mature ways to react.

EVERY woman is watching for the classic red flags: controlling, rude to waiters, below 5ft 9ins. But if he owns vinyl of any of these, drop him immediately.

A WOMAN’S one-night stand has followed up on their sexual encounter with a request that she post feedback and a review on his profile.

A MAN has discovered his hot sexy Goth mommy girlfriend is actually morose and melancholic and hard work to be around.

JIM Davidson has split amicably with his fiancee, which is sad but a fantastic romantic opportunity for single ladies. Here’s how you should go about wooing this eligible bachelor.

A WOMAN whose boyfriend is sulking and refusing to speak to her is actually treating it as a lovely break from his wittering.

ON A date, but prefer to keep all that getting-to-know-each-other conversation to a minimum? Choosing these will make the evening as silent as a long marriage.