Relationships

Man realises five years later that girlfriend was dumping him

A MAN has realised, five years after the fact, that his last conversation with his girlfriend centred on her ending their relationship.

Interpretative dance, and other crystal-clear ways to convey your sexual needs

COMMUNICATING your sexual wants can be difficult. It can be awkward, it can make your partner feel judged and your mouth may already be busy. Use these instead.

Shit boyfriend in dying relationship reckons lingerie will keep the romance alive

A USELESS boyfriend on the brink of being dumped is convinced that buying lingerie will keep the relationship alive.

Boy comes of age by realising his dad is a bit of a tosser

A 16-YEAR-OLD boy has become a man on finally coming to the understanding that his father, who he once looked up to, is something of a prick.

Five signs your partner wasn't thinking about how much they love you for a fraction of a second

IN the attention economy, even a second spent not contemplating the wonder of you is tantamount to cheating. Here are five signs your partner has been momentarily unfaithful.

'Lack of vibes' considered genuine excuse to end date by both parties

INTERNET language designed to help fearful Gen Zers to avoid voicing opinions is now considered valid for ending romantic relationships.

Girlfriend trying to imagine what being wrong would be like

A GIRLFRIEND who believes herself to be an empathic person is trying to visualise what it would be like to be wrong about something.

Six charming qualities of your knobhead mate, by his deluded girlfriend

SURE, he may not be funny, employed or pleasant to me, but Stephen is such a wonderful guy. Here are just some of the reasons why I love him so much.

How many years do you have left in your sex life?

ENJOYING a bountiful and fulfilling sex life? The clock’s ticking. Soon it will be no more than a memory. Find out how long you’ve got...