Relationships

WANT to prove to your ex what a terrible act they committed in dumping you? These six red flags will force them to take you back out of basic decency.

GRAND romantic gesture, or difficult to explain to the police? It’s a surprisingly fine line, and all of these hinge on whether she considers you fit.

DOES your inept partner keep trying to arouse you with random foreplay techniques he’s convinced himself are incredibly sexy? Beware of these.

A LESBIAN is reconsidering everything after a drunk man convincingly pitched heterosexuality to her in a pub last night. 

A MAN living and working in London could maybe squeeze in an extramarital tryst around six months from now.

MEETING the police is usually to be avoided, but men often feel differently when the club shuts and they’re female. Here are some ways to impress while shitfaced.

A YOUNGER partner sounds great until you realise sex is different now and you’ll look like an old fart for not being into it. Will you be broadminded enough for these things?

THE older generation wanted generic classics. The happy millennial couple demanded this bullshit.

WANT to keep your sex life exciting, but also find those earbuds you keep losing? Try these erotic positions and buying pricey replacements will be a thing of the past.

A 28-YEAR-OLD man is delighted to be diagnosed as having ‘anxious avoidant attachment’ by the enthusiastic amateurs on his girlfriend’s group chat.