Relationships

A MAN and woman out on a date both secretly hope they have the one thing that really matters in a relationship in common.

A PATHETIC, spineless man has popped the question to his long-term girlfriend via text.

JUST embarked on a new relationship? Wondering whether you can justifiably suggest doing it doggy-style already? Take this test.

WANT to prove to your ex what a terrible act they committed in dumping you? These six red flags will force them to take you back out of basic decency.

GRAND romantic gesture, or difficult to explain to the police? It’s a surprisingly fine line, and all of these hinge on whether she considers you fit.

DOES your inept partner keep trying to arouse you with random foreplay techniques he’s convinced himself are incredibly sexy? Beware of these.

A LESBIAN is reconsidering everything after a drunk man convincingly pitched heterosexuality to her in a pub last night. 

A MAN living and working in London could maybe squeeze in an extramarital tryst around six months from now.

MEETING the police is usually to be avoided, but men often feel differently when the club shuts and they’re female. Here are some ways to impress while shitfaced.

A YOUNGER partner sounds great until you realise sex is different now and you’ll look like an old fart for not being into it. Will you be broadminded enough for these things?