Relationships

Man whose girlfriend unexpectedly wants sex regretting morning wank

A MAN whose girlfriend was unexpectedly in the mood for intercourse was gutted that he had chosen to knock one out earlier.

Modern couples having less sex, says person who makes these things up

THE man whose job it is to make up sex trends has decided that modern couples are having less intercourse.

Joining a running club, and other activities if you're f**king desperate for a shag

DETERMINED to find love in 2025? Apparently joining a running club is the new vogueish way to meet someone, and if you’ve reached this level of desperation why not try these as well?

Look at your phone while everyone kisses: How to survive NYE while single

THERE are worse times to be alone; March to June 2020 was f**king rough, for example. But New Year’s Eve is a hard time for the single man or woman. This is how to survive.

Set of Christmas photos also taken without sister's boyfriend

FOR every family Christmas photo taken with a woman’s current boyfriend a near-identical one is being taken without him, it has emerged.

Five boyfriends you've brought home at Christmas and how badly it went

THE post-Christmas lull is the ideal time to try out yet another new boyfriend on your family to see what they think. It can’t go worse than these five.

Is your addiction to friends and family driving you away from your phone? Take our quiz

AN UNHEALTHY obsession with forming real-life bonds may be stealing precious time you could be spending on your phone. Do you need to change your behaviour?

Old school friends meet up for what they all secretly hope is the last time

A GROUP of old school friends have got together for Christmas drinks in a local pub for what they are all inwardly praying is the final time.

One-night stands: The movie version vs your current predicament

HAVE you just pulled unexpectedly? Don’t rely on Hollywood to give you an accurate account of one-night stands, especially the morning after. Here’s how real life will disappoint.