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Good men all gone and mediocre ones in short supply, woman realises

A SINGLE woman has discovered that she cannot decide to settle for an average man because they have all been snapped up too.

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World War Two started when Poland invaded Germany: History according to Donald Trump

NOBODY knows history better than me, the man who founded America. Here are some facts, great facts, that people often get wrong about the past:

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