Relationships

Gwyneth Paltrow's guide to twee, wellness-focused sex

GWYNETH Paltrow has been droning on about the sex scenes in her new film, but what is actual sex with wellness guru Gwynnie like? Here are her bedroom tips.

Woman claimed she enjoys anal to be polite

A WOMAN in a new relationship has faked a notional interest in anal sex in order not to offend.

Woman gets married to prove she's pretty

A WOMAN has announced she is to marry so she will, for the rest of her life, have cast-iron proof of her current hotness.

I am reinventing myself as a sex guru, by Liz Truss

IF THE public wants to read about an affair I had in the mid-90s, I will give them what they want. These are my sex tips. Read on.

Entrepreneur invests in own future by buying girlfriend lingerie

A BUSINESS-SAVVY boyfriend has paid £108.90 on lingerie for his partner with hopes of returning significant gains from his investment.

Being choked during sex: Why aren't men into it?

THERE’S nothing better than the feeling of two warm, strong hands obstructing your windpipe as you approach climax. So why are men so reluctant to be choked?

Exes only friends when they're single

TWO people who used to be in a relationship are still good friends whenever neither of them is in a relationship, they have confirmed.

Man torn between marathon and extra-marital affair

A 45-YEAR-OLD man is unable to decide between training for a marathon or sleeping with a woman in his office.

Woman playfully tests new boyfriend by brutally criticising everything about him

A WOMAN is playfully seeing how her new boyfriend will react to a pitiless dissection of everything he is, enjoys, or hopes to be.

Man's attempt to get dumped reveals how low bar could have been all along

A MAN trying to get his girlfriend to dump him has only now realised how bad his behaviour could have been throughout the relationship.