A COUPLE have spent the majority of their scenic weekend stroll searching for a suitable place for the woman to take a piss.
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A WOMAN is frustrated that her long-term partner has yet again refused to show his commitment to their relationship by proposing an unholy blood pact.
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A MAN is realising that hoped-for morning sex is increasingly unlikely due to his partner doing other stuff.
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A WOMAN has spent two hours imagining the rise and inevitable end in heartbreak of her relationship with a man who has not yet swiped back.