Relationships

A WOMAN who luxuriates in clean towels, fresh linen and delicately scented candles is desperate to live with her foul, belching pig of a boyfriend.

A GIRLFRIEND’S anecdote needs to be simplified so that her boyfriend can follow it while looking at his phone, it has emerged.

MEN cannot express affection towards other men and even choosing between a ‘mate’, a ‘dude’ or even a ‘fella’ is a minefield. Use this ranking to guide you.

A WOMAN who split up with her boyfriend last month is confident she can still ask him for help moving, to fix her internet and other household tasks.

A MAN who was first to ejaculate during a threesome struggled to occupy himself profitably thereafter, he has admitted.

BEING ‘best friends’ with your partner can damage your sex life, according to a sex therapist. If that sounds like you, here’s how to end that passion-killing friendship.

A MAN sick of the misogynistic carousel of online dating is ready to settle down with a serious, long-term casual hook up, he has announced.

A WOMAN confident her relationship is superior to others is technically correct, but only because every other couple she knows is a car crash.

Everyone obsessively reads their ex’s new girlfriend’s Instagram posts from 2019 at 3am, okay?

WHAT order would you have sex with the Celebrity Big Brother contestants in if, say, aliens were going to destroy the Earth if you didn’t? It’s an important question, so read our guide.