Relationships

'Go on, it's Christmas!' says woman treating herself to affair

A WOMAN is indulging in an extra-marital affair on the grounds that it is the festive season and she has had a hard year.

Report: millions of women just letting men put gross willies in them

MILLIONS of woman across the world are, against their better judgment, still allowing men to put their gross willies inside of them, research has found.

Ladies, are minimum standards stopping you meeting the right guy? By a man

ASKING boyfriends to meet certain basic requirements can ruin a woman’s chances of love. Single man Martin Bishop explains why it’s time to stop being so picky.

Boyfriend's sexts so much better now he uses ChatGPT

A MAN’S erotic texts have improved a hundredfold now he runs his sentiments through an large language model AI, his girlfriend has confirmed.

Man gets girlfriend out of his league by going foreign

A MAN has managed to secure a girlfriend at least four levels hotter than he is by wooing a foreign woman unable to recognise his knobhead qualities.

Removing your partner's multiple layers: How to make it even remotely sexy

UNRAVELLING your over-insulated partner for sexual frolics can be a race against losing interest. Here’s how to get there with the mood intact.

Aw: old-school couple met not online, but by cheating on their partners

READY to have your heart warmed? This couple didn’t meet on the apps, but by the old-fashioned tried-and-true method of being unfaithful to.

Everything I did last week, by a man who was too busy to text her back

Monday. Received text from Becky asking if I’d like to meet for drinks on Thursday, as discussed. Shagged her Saturday so not sure this is required. Requires serious thought.

Married man leaps into affair without hint of guilt

A MAN has embarked upon an extramarital liaison with no more hesitation than a Labrador catching a sausage, friends have reported.