Relationships

How to have an affair if you're not sure how to get started

SURE, the consequences of an affair can be bad, but loads of people seem to be doing it and you’ve got a bad case of FOMO. Here is a beginner’s guide if you’re naturally the monogamous type.

Five adjectives to avoid telling the truth about a friend's new boyfriend

STRUGGLING to diplomatically describe the latest arsehole your friend is dating? Bend the truth linguistically with these adjectives.

How to overreact to your friend getting engaged to show you're not bitter

HAS a friend got engaged while you're still being left on 'read' on Bumble? Express how happy you definitely are for them with this guide.

Working-class woman longs to be taken awkwardly by man with smooth middle-management hands

A WORKING-CLASS woman's greatest fantasy is sex with a physically unimpressive man who works in middle-management, she has revealed.

The five easy stages of an open relationship

FANCY a go at polyamory? You keep reading about it and you can easily get a third person on the internet these days. Here are the five stages of having a fashionable modern sexual relationship.

Man horrified at girlfriend's halved body count while she's unimpressed by his doubled one

A NEW couple lying about their sexual histories in the hope of pleasing the other have each failed horribly.

Man repeatedly cheating gives girlfriend the ick

A MAN has caused his girlfriend to suddenly find him unattractive by repeatedly sleeping with other women behind her back.

Five romantic locations for couples to scroll their phones together in awkward silence

LOOKING for a beautiful backdrop to ignore your partner while you both scroll separate and uninteresting social media feeds? Try these.

All men punching

EVERY man in a heterosexual relationship is by default punching above his weight, research has shown.