PRESIDENT Trump has celebrated his first 100 days in office with a series of rambling interviews, but what’s your highlight so far?  

Susan Traherne, air hostess: “I liked when he ended wokeness by replacing it with fascism. For me it was well worth the trade.”

Jo Kramer, sandwich artist: “The Canadian election just beats sending Tesla’s share price into a death spiral, with strengthening Britain’s ties with the EU a close third.”

Jim Bates, car salesman: “I’d go for sending Katy Perry and her squad of Hillary-supporting Hollywood whores into space to toil in his galactic gulag, sweating and filthy and wearing foil bikinis. Didn’t happen, but neither did any of his other achievements.”

Helen Archer, copywriter: “Tariffs were brilliant. I loved the way he’d not thought any of it through.”

Martin Bishop, glazier: “There was this one night Arsenal won seven-nil, I’d had eight cans and a korma but was still able to rise to the occasion and shag the wife. That counts.”