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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Suella Braverman, attempting to deport herself?

WAKING up with a hangover the size of Leamington Spa, if Leamington Spa were the size of Greater London, I vomit up the majority of my stomach lining and take 18 Solpadeines. 

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'The biggest issue facing Britain today? I can't have a snakebite-and-black watching Everton'

From the ongoing correspondence between the prime minister and David Gedge, lead singer of The Wedding Present

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