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'The biggest issue facing Britain today? I can't have a snakebite-and-black watching Everton'

From the ongoing correspondence between the prime minister and David Gedge, lead singer of The Wedding Present

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Your astrological week ahead for September 19th, with Psychic Bob

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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