Relationships

YOUR girlfriend’s inability to walk alongside you without barging into you every few seconds is actually an act of love, according to experts.

A COUPLE trying for a baby tried a creditable five times in the last 24 hours using a variety of techniques, they have confirmed.

GETTING married? Invited unmarried friends just to rub their shameful single noses in it? These little touches will send them home weeping that they’ll die alone.

WHAT are you doing? Don't buy that. Your frivolous purchase will be frowned upon, and your parents will sensibly explain why.

THE break-up was tough. Working on yourself, ie wanking furiously, was even harder. But now you’re shagging someone new, better and you need your ex to know.

YOUR girlfriend is electric in the sack, but is it because she's imagining you're someone else? Take our quiz.

IT’S unfortunate when a friend suffers from one of these unattractive characteristics. But it’s also excellent that you look stunning by comparison, so don’t feel too bad.

TWO young people who engaged in sexual activity on the London Underground have joined the illustrious ranks of the ’25 metre-down club’.

A WOMAN is apprehensively waiting for the moment her husband decides to go to bed without wearing any pyjamas, it has emerged.

A MAN debating whether to date a younger woman has done the necessary calculations then asked her out anyway.