Relationships

A MAN has shunned his trusty reusable bag to begin a brazen affair with a supermarket's expensive plastic carrier.

FRIEND getting hitched? Been given the honour of being best man? Don't f**k it up by dragging these skeletons out of the closet.  

IT’S easy for the spark to go out of a relationship when you’re sick of the sight of them. But don’t despair - here are 15 texts from your partner that prove romance is alive and well.

MALE teenagers are desperate to impress girls, which is tricky without money or your independence. But now you could easily wow them with these everyday middle-aged skills. WARNING: Don’t.

OFFICIALLY you were dumped because you're a selfish knobhead. Comfort yourself with six more palatable and delusional reasons your ex had to let you go.

FRIENDS, colleagues and strangers have the odd urge to tell you about grim incidents in their sex lives. Here are some you wish they wouldn’t corner you with in the office kitchen.

A WOMAN on a first date is eagerly awaiting the approaching moment when she will briefly be allowed to speak.

A WOMAN is furious that her ex-boyfriend, who she has not spoken to since 2019, has had the audacity to find love with another woman.

Everyone in the world is now polyamorous except for you, it has been confirmed.

JUST because your body is failing it doesn’t mean you aren’t still a highly sexual being. But you might find these erotic aids necessary.