Relationships

TEENAGERS have complained it is no longer possible to return from a fortnight in Crete claiming to have spent the whole time shagging.

BOYFRIEND sometimes irritating? Is his narcissistic personality disorder luring you into his web of control freakery? Here are the signs, if you believe everything you read online.

MEN have admitted that remaining committed to one woman is far easier during winter months without all these bare legs and cleavages.

A 52-YEAR-OLD man has, unbeknownst to him, enjoyed his last ever sexual encounter.

A MAN has checked that his appearance and personal hygiene are up to scratch before sending an unsolicited photo of his genitals to a woman, it has emerged.

A FRIEND heartbroken that her boyfriend has dumped her without warning is entirely, unequivocally responsible, it has emerged.

YOUR girlfriend kindly pretends you are good in bed, but where do you really stand in her league table of lust?

A MAN who successfully explained something to his wife she already knew has been congratulated in a manner befitting his achievement.

A BEAUTIFUL woman at a bar has been sending out definite signals that she is keen to talk about the online gaming universe of World of Warcraft.

A MAN with a yacht is clearly turned on whenever he talks about the vessel as if it is actually female.