ALL expecting parents start out with good intentions, but they rapidly fall apart once the kid arrives. Say goodbye to these plans.
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A MARRIED couple have decided that the time has come in their relationship to take their future seriously and try for sex.
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STRUGGLING to find a polite way of letting your date know they absolutely won’t be getting laid tonight? Pull out any of these stock phrases.
MEN know what they’re not allowed to say anymore and don’t – unless they’re got chiselled jawlines and great hair, in which case they still come out with these.
TEENAGERS holidaying with their parents spend all day working out the fortnight-long lie they’ll tell their mates. Including these elements.
A WOMAN on a terrible date with a dickhead is secretly hoping she will be ghosted by him when it is over.
AFTER several years together, which of your partner’s once adorable quirks have developed into utterly unacceptable character flaws?
ARE you ready to turn straightforward sex into a logistical nightmare, all so you can boast about it to your mates? Here’s a guide to having an unforgettably unsatisfying night.