A MAN who claims to be on good terms with his ex is unaware she blocked him on all social media and her phone in January.
Jack Browne is happily under the impression he remains friends with Lucy Parry, while oblivious that his ‘Happy New Year!’ text prompted her to digitally blacklist him using all available means so she is never again irritated by his continued existence.
Browne said: “Lucy and I are solid. There’s no anger or resentment there. If anything we get along much better than when we were together.
“Every couple of months I drop her a message to say hi, see how things are going, but there’s no pressure on her to answer so she doesn’t. That’s her way of telling me everything’s fine between us. I can tell because we’re so close.
“She hasn’t picked up the last few times I’ve called, which is slightly odd, but maybe she’s just busy. Maybe she’s been moved to the night shift. Does PR have a night shift?
“Anyway, sure we’ll touch base pretty soon and hang out. Maybe she’d like to go on holiday with me? Because everyone else has said no.”
Parry said: “Oh yeah, I’m on perfectly normal terms with Jack. Those terms being he can f**k off and die.”
