A MAN has explained to a woman he is involved with that giving their relationship a name would make his sleeping with other women a categorically bad thing.
Jack Browne, who has been dating and enthusiastically f**king Lauren Hewitt for eight months, believes that formally becoming boyfriend and girlfriend would have ramifications she has not thought through.
He continued: “It sounds nice, sure, but it means the other women I’m seeing without your knowledge become sluts that I’m cheating on you with, which feels unfair and frankly misogynistic.
“As a feminist, I believe we should have a more modern approach to dating. This isn’t the 1950s. And you’re fully entitled to sleep with other people, although you’re not, I’ve never mentioned it before and if you did I’d end it.
“Let’s just keep this fun, by which I mean I shouldn’t be restricted in my behaviour at all. Unhappy about it? I’m disappointed. I thought you were cooler than that.”
Hewitt said: “It’s incredibly that Jack’s protecting me from being trapped in patriarchal structures like monogamy. He’s really putting my interests first.
“But he’s shown he’s ready to take the next step because he’s hinting at moving in to my place when he’s kicked out of his for rent arrears. That’s more important than being called his girlfriend.”
