Proper trad wife having affair with stable boy

A WOMAN has taken her commitment to live by traditional wifely values all the way by having an affair with a sexy stable boy.

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This week in Mash History: Greeks decide sport is more fun in the nip, 720BC

The Olympic Games stem from the human desire to both watch sporting excellence and declare that you could surpass it, if not for a trick knee. 

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