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Measles increasing among children of total and utter bloody morons

Department of Health launches new leaflet entitled Vaccinate Your Child Immediately, You Unconscionable Sack of Shit.
 

 

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Bad man not shot in face

 

“We like to keep them guessing,” says good man

 

 

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