Measles increasing among children of total and utter bloody morons
Department of Health launches new leaflet entitled Vaccinate Your Child Immediately, You Unconscionable Sack of Shit.
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Eight things to do when your holiday cottage is hit by a massive storm
Teachers are the real bastards, says government
Where are your retired parents getting their fake news from?
Britain warned to expect month’s worth of rain chat in two hours
Fill the Channel with sharks: Priti Patel’s migrant defence plan in full
A-level student can’t wait to find out what his teacher guessed his grades were
Cat loves whichever family member is most indifferent to it
The middle-class guide to dogging
Woman who seeks joy in the little things is an insufferable prick
Middle-aged man in face mask trying to chat up checkout girl behind plastic screen
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