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How to hang out with old friends who are dismayingly teetotal now

MEETING an old pal you haven’t seen in years only to find he’s not only sober, but proud of it? Here’s how the long, long evening will inevitably pan out: 

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Woman laments 'weird' crush on successful attractive wealthy comedian James Acaster

A WOMAN is mortified to have to tell everyone she knows that she is attracted to a tall, charming, famous man, it has emerged.

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