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Liverpool to become Beatles museum

THE entire of Liverpool is to become a 43-square mile Beatles museum, the city has announced. 

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No-one has ever talked about fanny hammers until me, now. By Lily Allen

YES, I am flogging my own signature range of sex toys. And this is a feminist event because society was too repressed to talk about mechanical knob substitutes until me.

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