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No-one has ever talked about fanny hammers until me, now. By Lily Allen

YES, I am flogging my own signature range of sex toys. And this is a feminist event because society was too repressed to talk about mechanical knob substitutes until me.

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Boyfriend thrilled to be psychoanalysed by group chat

A 28-YEAR-OLD man is delighted to be diagnosed as having ‘anxious avoidant attachment’ by the enthusiastic amateurs on his girlfriend’s group chat. 

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