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Woman laments 'weird' crush on successful attractive wealthy comedian James Acaster

A WOMAN is mortified to have to tell everyone she knows that she is attracted to a tall, charming, famous man, it has emerged.

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Snus left in urinals establish pub's autumnal hygge

DISCARDED nicotine pouches yellowing in urinal troughs in are ushering in a public house’s seasonal transition to Scandinavian cosiness.

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