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Organised crime reveals it is behind new food trends

CRIME organisations including the Mafia, Yakuza and the Triads have confirmed they are in total control of new trends in gastronomy. 

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Andrew Tate bullied for playing with dolls: attention-seeking knobs and the traumas that made them that way

WE live in an era of delusional, attention-seeking knobheads working out their unresolved traumas on us. These are the incidents they cannot get past: 

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