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How I will face the challenges of the next four years, by Donald Trump's bowels

A NEW era of Trumpism has begun. And rest assured, as the commander-in-chief’s lower digestive system I will be ever vigilant during this second presidency. We need no accidents.

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Six executive orders Trump will sign tomorrow, in order of escalating lunacy

PRESIDENT Trump takes office today and has promised a flurry of new laws. These six are ranked from lunatic to fixed-stare vibrating insanity: 

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