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British person lives abroad because he is fundamentally superior

A BRITISH man living in Berlin has confirmed it is because he is better, both physically and spiritually, than those who have remained in the country of their birth. 

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Is your addiction to friends and family driving you away from your phone? Take our quiz

AN UNHEALTHY obsession with forming real-life bonds may be stealing precious time you could be spending on your phone. Do you need to change your behaviour? Find out: 

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