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Tesla unveils new way to identify dickheads

ELON Musk’s car company Tesla has launched an effective new way to tell if someone is an insufferable bellend.

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Man unable to tell anyone how sad choking porn ban makes him

AN upcoming ban on choking porn has not only saddened a fan of it but, because he cannot admit that, made him feel even more lonely.

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