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Government to raise minimum age for choosing own haircut to 21

UNDER 21s are to be legally prevented from selecting their own haircut before they develop a sense of style.

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The Fall, and other things about Manchester that were bollocks really

ANDY Burnham’s Manchester branch of 10 Downing Street smacks of being based on a uncritical love of all things Manc. So do the city’s claims to greatness stand up? Let’s see.

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