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Offering to pay more tax 'proves Lineker is pure evil'

GARY Lineker’s call for millionaires to be taxed more has proved beyond doubt that he is evil incarnate.

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The girlfriend's guide to massively overcomplicating a takeaway order

A TAKEAWAY is the convenient and easy option. Until certain girlfriends decide to turn the process into a gruelling ordeal. Here’s how.

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