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Six completely ethical ways to get rid of a chugger at your door

ARE you not very good at lying that you’re in the middle of dinner when a charity fundraiser knocks at your door? Try these tactics instead. 

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How I intend to base Britain on the Warhammer universe. By Andy Burnham

EVERYONE is speculating about my plans as PM, but no one has guessed I intend to turn Britain into the nightmarish ‘grimdark’ world of Warhammer 40k. Here’s what to expect. 

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