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Burnham photographed by mum before first day at work

ANDY Burnham has been photographed in his smart uniform by his proud mother before his first day as prime minister.

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Transfer deadline day also a bank holiday, men tell bosses

MEN in offices have explained to their superiors that today is also a bank holiday if you are sufficiently into football. 

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