A MOTHER attending an asylum protest to protect her children could have done so more effectively by not bringing them along, it has emerged.
By her own admission, Donna Sheridan has not compared the chances of her 12-year-old daughter Kaylee being assaulted by an asylum seeker with the chances of her being hit by a brick during a pitched battle between bald racists and riot police.
Sheridan said: “Okay, yeah, at the last protest a bottle only missed her by six inches, but would you rather have stitches or be murdered by an immigrant? Stitches, obviously. That’s just common sense.
“I know Kaylee would rather be at home watching MAFS, but this is educational too. She’s learning countries of the world they can f**k off back to. And she’s made her own sign calling them all paedos which is basically art GCSE homework.
“But the main thing is we’ll do anything to make sure our little ones to be safe. Oi! Kaylee! Don’t touch that you stupid cow! Burning police vans are hot!”
Kaylee said: “I was really scared when around 50 bald 18-stone men in England shirts, each an eight-pack of Stella in, almost trampled me. But apart from that and my recurring nightmares of being molested by dark-skinned men it was a positive experience.
“All the girls in my class just want to be beauty therapists, but I’m going to do something with my life and join the English Defence League.”
