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Seven historic speeches that idiot Starmer would ruin by saying 'sausages'

THE prime minister showed his rabid anti-Semitism yesterday by saying ‘sausages’ instead of ‘hostages’. He would screw up these speeches from history in similar fashion: 

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Mid-morning experimental techno tests man's commitment to being 6 Music listener

A MIDDLE-AGED man listening to 6 Music is gritting his teeth through a nine-minute experimental German drum and bass track before lunch. 

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