A WOMAN is waiting patiently for you to enter the toilet in Starbucks just so she can let you know that other people would like to use it at some point.
33-year-old Tracy Jones said: “I don’t even need the toilet, I just enjoy stressing other people out when they’re trying to relieve themselves.
“In this world, you’ve got to assert yourself and make sure your voice is heard, and for me that’s knocking very loudly on the cubicle door.
“I feel duty bound to let you know that there might be someone waiting outside, and you’re being utterly selfish by taking a suspiciously long time in there.
She added: “Sometimes I throw in a ‘can you hurry up please?’ if I’m feeling really brave and I don’t make you sufficiently uncomfortable.
“Ultimately, I’m just trying to help.”