THE BBC has revealed The Great British Bake Off is an 'enormously dangerous', population-wide experiment.
A MARKETING manager is staying in the office until 7pm every night to imagine the illicit thrill of having an affair.
AN IPHONE 6S has told its owner to be strong and carry on after its shitty battery gave out.
SOMEONE is writing a Guardian article about how leaving London to live in Bristol is like fleeing Syria, it has been confirmed.
ORDINARY Britons are to buy Lloyds bank so that they can send it back to the hell from which it came.
A MAN has found himself unemployed after copying a character from an aftershave advert.
AN appalling man is gearing himself up for an argument over having to pay five pence for a plastic bag.
EVERY company is now claiming to have a 'punk ethos' that drives it forward.