A MAN who made a point of drinking water in between each pint of beer did not impress anyone, it has been confirmed.
THE FATE of Syrian families forced to leave their homes has persuaded a man to opt out of further emails.
A MAN has spent some of his two percent pay rise on some slightly better quality petrol.
BRITAIN has agreed that this week is a total waste of everyone's time.
A COUPLE'S quest to find a pub serving Sunday roasts has entered its third county without success.
A COMPANY has gone bankrupt after every member of staff perfected the art of looking like they were actually working.
LEICESTER has been named as next year’s UK anti-arts city.
A LYING bastard of a phone claimed it had at least 12 percent battery life left before dying two minutes later.