A MIDLANDS woman has outraged friends and neighbours by having a barbecue without any man being in attendance.
EVERY member of the dedicated team launching a new Pizza Express is looking for alternative work, it has emerged.
A CONSPIRACY theorist, UFO nut and street-ranter has surprised everyone by being a fervent supporter of the In campaign.
A MAN is concerned that his girlfriend’s best friend has stopped liking his status updates on Facebook.
THE entire Windows operating system has been a vindictive practical joke since its inception, Bill Gates has admitted.
A FAMILY that appears ready for an outdoor weekend is actually going to spend it at an out-of-town entertainment complex, it has been confirmed.
OBSCENE language will not be considered part of Twitter’s 140-character limit, it has been revealed.
GERMAINE Greer has confirmed that she will be first in line for the forthcoming film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows.