CORNWALL will today celebrate its new minority status with an unstoppable deluge of fresh cream.
BEING famous for losing weight is an acceptable substitute for a modelling, acting or singing career, say minor celebrities.
THE BBC has unveiled a new drama which promises some of the most clearly-spoken action ever seen on TV.
CHURCH halls and community centres are to offer emergency alcohol supplies to those unable to afford it themselves.
THE Conservative Party’s Grand Satanic Ambassador has assured atheists that they are totally wrong.
AN expert in Photoshop and other graphics software, has found conclusive proof that ghosts exist.
THIS year's Masterchef is the head cook at Tooting’s Southern-Style Chicken, Kebab, Pizza and Curry takeaway restaurant in south London.
TOWNS and villages across England are ablaze after giant dragons chose St George’s Day to avenge their murdered comrade.