MIKE Read has been denounced by UKIP supporters old enough to remember Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
THE British Medical Association has admitted that doctors have not been trained in ‘brain stuff’.
A SPECIALIST soft play centre for hard evil kids has opened near Swindon.
A TIME capsule containing the Ebola virus, a bent iPhone 6 and a UKIP manifesto has been buried as a warning to future humans.
A COMMUNITY choir that welcomes all singing abilities would quite like it if the tuneless ones stopped turning up, it has emerged.
A NEW model of car is as unremarkable as your personality, according to its makers.
SWEDEN has dropped depth charges in three squares of the Baltic in an attempt to hit a Russian submarine.
A BUS driver has confirmed that he welcomes passengers of all races, creeds and sexual orientations provided they do not try to pay with a note.