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Apple fans queue overnight for tax avoidance scheme
APPLE'S diehard fans are queuing outside the company's stores eager to snap-up the latest beautifully designed way of avoiding tax.
Retired footballers start tropical detective agency
FORMER Premier League players have joined forces to fight crime in exotic locations.
Doctors' receptionists urged to be less terrifying
PATIENTS have asked doctors' receptionists if they can please stop looking at them like that.
Kevin McCloud lives on new-build estate
GRAND Designs presenter Kevin McCloud lives on an estate called The Glades, it has emerged.
Gay people to continue having lots of hot sex
BRITAIN'S gay men and women have defied angry Tories by taking their gayness to a new and hotter level.
Warn young children about Daily Mail sidebar, say experts
CHILDREN should be warned about Femail Today as soon they have access to the internet, it has been claimed.
Lennon guitar bought by Wings tribute act
JOHN Lennon’s guitar has been purchased to play the hits of Paul McCartney.