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Male aggression caused by chafing
STOCKY men are aggressive because their clothes are constantly chafing.
Doctor Who's target audience is Stephen Hawking
FORMER kids' TV series Doctor Who is now aimed at Stephen Hawking, according to showrunner Stephen Moffat.
Older workers kept alive by hate
PEOPLE who don't retire live longer because they are fuelled by hatred for their co-workers.
New rollercoaster guaranteed to kill you
THEME park Alton Towers has unveiled a new rollercoaster so extreme that it guarantees no rider will survive the experience.
Fast & Furious 6 ‘totally homosexual’
FAST & Furious 6 is aimed exclusively at a gay audience, its makers have revealed.
Science fiction fans now harder than football fans
SCIENCE fiction conventions are attracting more hard bastards than football matches, it has emerged.
Most men 'don't know what masculinity is'
MOST British men have no idea what masculinity would actually involve, it has been confirmed.
Cashpoint morons warned to plan ahead
SIMPLY deciding in advance what you want from a cashpoint can stop others wanting to kill you, it has been claimed.