STOCKY men are aggressive because their clothes are constantly chafing.
FORMER kids' TV series Doctor Who is now aimed at Stephen Hawking, according to showrunner Stephen Moffat.
PEOPLE who don't retire live longer because they are fuelled by hatred for their co-workers.
THEME park Alton Towers has unveiled a new rollercoaster so extreme that it guarantees no rider will survive the experience.
FAST & Furious 6 is aimed exclusively at a gay audience, its makers have revealed.
SCIENCE fiction conventions are attracting more hard bastards than football matches, it has emerged.
MOST British men have no idea what masculinity would actually involve, it has been confirmed.
SIMPLY deciding in advance what you want from a cashpoint can stop others wanting to kill you, it has been claimed.