A WOMAN has put one of her wedding photos on her Tinder profile, fuelling speculation that she is not yet fully over her ex.
BANK holiday traffic chaos has hit the UK, with tens of thousands of motorists following each other in neat lines at low speed while obeying all laws of the road.
FIRST-TIME buyers have been urged to start looking at buying property on Proxima B.
THE NHS will be an illegal underground network of flooded black-market hospitals manned by sinister masked surgeons by 2020, it has emerged.
THE parents of a 16-year-old who failed his GCSEs are overjoyed with the reward money they have saved.
A DISAPPOINTED British racist cannot find anyone bearded enough to get them thrown off his flight to Majorca.
NIGEL Farage has told an audience of Trump supporters that the power to completely devastate the nation they live in is in their hands.
TENSION on The Great British Bake Off reached harrowing new heights last night when the contestants were told they had only 10 minutes to finish baking their cakes.