SWEARING education for six-year-olds is to become mandatory.
PRINCE William has lapsed into behaving like a 16th century tyrant during his tour of Australia.
SHARKS are really interesting, it has been confirmed.
TESCO has warned the people of the UK that they will pay with their lives for abandoning it.
THE Archbishop of Canterbury has given thanks to Jesus, who gave his life so that we could have not just a Monday off work but a Friday too.
MILLIONS of men are about to pretend a shaving accident caused them to remove their beard.
YAHOO News has won journalism’s most prestigious award for its coverage of cats that resemble celebrities.
HIPPY parents will be giving their children drab, joyless dairy-free Easter eggs again this year, it has been confirmed.