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Britain to be physically removed from Europe
BRITAIN is to be detached from the Earth's crust and moved away from Europe.
New Xbox will revolutionise sitting on your fat arse
MICROSOFT'S Xbox One heralds the dawn of a new era in sitting on your fat lazy backside.
Motorists and cyclists unite against pedestrians
CAR and bike owners have agreed that they hate people who travel on foot.
Gay marriage will affect things that don't matter, reveals Tebbit
GAY marriage could force Britain to read about a newly married lesbian queen opening a hospital, it has emerged.
Apple fans queue overnight for tax avoidance scheme
APPLE'S diehard fans are queuing outside the company's stores eager to snap-up the latest beautifully designed way of avoiding tax.