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Prince George shoots his first butterfly

PRINCE George has been introduced to the world of country sports by shooting a butterfly.

BBC accused of cock ring bias

ALL male BBC presenters have some form of penis adornment, it has emerged.

Nan rates films based on scenery

81-YEAR-OLD Mary Fisher's opinion of a film is based entirely on whether it features pleasant scenery.

Sex actually quite strange

SEXUAL intercourse is probably the weirdest thing you will ever do, according to experts.

Everybody really hates the slate thing, chefs told

NO diner prefers a slab of black rock to a plate, chefs have been informed.

Ocado van spotted outside neighbour's house

THE arrival of an Ocado delivery van outside a suburban home has aroused strong interest among neighbours.

Britons embrace fake cycling holidays

THOUSANDS of Britons are hiring specialist image manipulators to simulate exotic cycling trips.

Scottish coffee actually lager

'COFFEE' served in Scottish cafes is actually high strength lager.