PODCASTS are not listened to outside London because people there have friends, research has discovered.
LEADING hipsters have met in a craft ale pub to discuss whether gammon should be the next food trend.
MILLIONS have been exposed to potentially deadly levels of Kasabian following Leicester City’s title win.
TESTING children at school is the only way to prepare them for constant, arbitrary judgement as adults, it has been claimed.
A PERFECTLY rational man is planning to build a nuclear fallout shelter after reading about Donald Trump’s presidential nomination.
A MAN has been left awkwardly waiting for a response to his offer of a fist bump, it has emerged.
THOM Yorke has confirmed his new album will be the perfect Ibiza soundtrack.
EVERYTHING about tipping in restaurants is idiotic, customers and waiters have agreed.