Arts & Entertainment

ACTION-fantasy tripe bucket Sucker Punch has made idiots feel cleverer than something.

CEEFAX was probably the last really good thing the BBC did, the director general has admitted.

MODERN gospel music is increasingly about the non-existence of a supreme being, it has emerged.

THEATRE groups across Britain will unite this weekend to remind taxpayers exactly why they are being cut.

PRODUCERS of Professor Brian Cox's Blimey! Planets, Eh? have told him to keep his opinions on music to himself.

GENE Hackman is to reprise his role as a tough FBI man in the upcoming racist drama Midsomer Burning.  

THE latest Tomb Raider instalment has been delayed by technical problems with SEQUL8TOR, Hollywood's giant sequel-making computer.

WAYWARD heart throb Charlie Sheen will head the judging panel on ITV's Crackhead Idol, in which ordinary drug addicts compete for a $1m Twitter rant deal.

VIEWERS are divided over the new Masterchef format, in which judge Greg Wallace assesses each dish after having sexual intercourse with it.

SKINHEADS are ditching Fred Perry shirts, bomber jackets and heavy boots in favour of the daring but elegant lines of Parisian haute couture.