Arts & Entertainment
Kim Kardashian becomes Archbishop of Kanterbury
REALITY star Kim Kardashian has landed the top job in the modernised Church of England.
MPs open ‘House of Showbiz’
A THIRD house of Parliament dedicated to showbiz and razzle-dazzle has been unveiled.
Pippa Middleton presents Copulate
An exclusive excerpt from Pippa Middleton's new book, a guide to organising flawless sexual intercourse.
X Factor contestants being sold as meat
STRUGGLING music mogul Simon Cowell is hoping to bolster revenue by turning pop hopefuls into food.
Erotic novel about man who is controlling in a really petty way
A WOMEN'S erotica novel about a relationship with a pernickety twat is smashing sales records.
Disney promises 61-year-old Princess Leia in metal bikini
CARRIE Fisher will get back into fetish gear for the next Star Wars film in 2017, Disney has promised.
Why I am rejoining the Empire, by Darth Vader
I am delighted that the Empire is to merge with the Walt Disney Company. The opportunities for true evil are immense.