Arts & Entertainment

AN explosion is the central character of forthcoming action/superhero film Avengers Assemble, it has emerged.

HYPNOTIC adult television channel Babestation has unveiled three new types of quasi-sexual writhing to celebrate International Women's Day.

BOHEMIAN-impersonator Pete Doherty has been inundated with requests for more of his art, especially if it involves an organ.

HOLLYWOOD'S silent era was not magical, it was rubbish, according to new research. 

AUTHOR George R R Martin has revealed his Game of Thrones saga concludes with the revelation that it's been a dream all along.

POP legend Britney Spears has followed the pattern of an abused child becoming an abusive adult by becoming a judge on the American X-Factor.

FANS of the character Ghost Rider have been warned to stop emulating their hero by setting their heads alight.

GRAMMY-magnet dinner party wailer Adele has vowed that her current boyfriend will soon be song-inspiringly awful to her.

MASSIVE CGI robot Optimus Prime was the big winner at last night's Baftas, picking up Best Male Actor and Best Massive CGI Robot.

BBC4 was last night named Best Channel for Stuck-Up Ponces at the National Television Awards.