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A 47-YEAR-OLD woman has confessed that being offered cocaine at a gig has made her feel like a teenager again.

A COUPLE who are supposedly proper adults do not seem troubled by being given loads of money by their parents, friends have noticed.

A MAN is having a major rethink of his neck beard after realising he has no idea why he grew it.

‘YOU scrub up nicely’ actually means ‘normally you look pretty shit’, recipients of the compliment feel.

A WOMAN who lives for the weekend has had yet another dreadful weekend, she has admitted.

A WOMAN who visits with no prior warning is a pain in the arse, her friends have confirmed.

A WEALTHY arsehole likes to make visitors guess the cost of his extremely over-priced belongings.

A WOMAN is getting the most out of her daily mindfulness session by planning how to fuck up people who have wronged her.

A MIDDLE class family from London has unveiled plans to go back to basics by ‘camping’ in a yurt that has a proper toilet, a power shower and a free-standing bath.

A MAN who insists on opening doors and pulling out chairs for ‘ladies’ is not a Knight of the Round Table and actually a bit creepy.