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For some reason I have made the decision to spend these years – my entire 20s – with my face hidden behind a massive, stupid, fucking beard.

A COUPLE who posted hundreds of idyllic holiday photos on Facebook actually had a horrific week of blazing rows and food poisoning.  

A MAN believes the quantity of water he drinks is really important to other people.      

A STUNNING pair of designer heels will be too unbearable to wear an hour into a night out, their owner has confirmed.

A FATHER-OF-TWO removed every item in his shed then put them back again for some reason, it has emerged.  

WHY waste your life in a boring office job when you can waste your life chasing a much more exciting job you’ll never actually get to do?  

ARE you about to ask someone for a favour, but are afraid they’ll say no? Here’s how to catch them off guard and make them do what you want.

A MAN who went for pretty much a week without drinking a massive amount has given himself a pat on the back for his restraint.    

A 35-YEAR-OLD man feels that at this stage in his life he should probably own more than two pairs of trousers.  

NOT getting rounds in means you can enjoy all the fun of the pub with none of the expense. So what are the best ways to avoid putting your hand in your pocket? Read our guide.