Lifestyle
A WOMAN believes she has the God-given right to see any new kitchen that has been installed even if she barely knows the householders in question.
A SINGLE man with no responsibilities and lots of disposable income believes he is more stressed than everyone else in his office.
A BLOCK of cheddar has told the fresh ingredients for a healthy meal they will be ignored for two weeks before going in the bin.
A GRANDMOTHER has confirmed that she has reached an age where socially accepted standards of behaviour no longer apply to her.
A MAN is desperately trying to convince his wife that he needs to spend £500 on a 'compact' flamethrower.
A WOMAN who claims she ‘loves hoovering’ is trying to erase something deeply sinister from her past, her husband suspects.
A JOB interviewer was forced to pretend a candidate with a tattoo on his neck was just like any other candidate.
A WIFE was thrilled to discover her husband ended up in a club after a few post-work drinks escalated to drug taking and dance music, it has emerged.
A MAN who has no problem going through airport security would thrive under the Nazis, his friends have claimed.
A WOMAN is enjoying a long weekend in Barcelona while her husband does his morning shit.