Lifestyle

BILL Gates is giving away 99 per cent of his $200 billion fortune over the next 20 years, but how are you going to claim your share?

THE male loneliness epidemic has been traced back to an accidental release of nerdy merchandise from Forbidden Planet, research has found.

WILD beavers released into Britain are lazing around on riverbanks posing for social media photos rather than building dams.

AN obviously gay man appears to be the only person in his circle of friends, acquaintances and family to have no inkling of his sexuality.

THE government has banned schools from forcing pupils to buy more than three branded items a year. But it cannot stop kids twisting the uniform code in the most dickish of ways.

CARING husband Stephen Malley has noticed his wife is struggling to balance work and childcare and, like a hero, has come up with a gorgeous Mediterranean solution.

HELLO, I’m Wayne Hayes and there isn’t a service station I’ve haven’t visited in my well-maintained Dacia Sandero. These are indisputably the best.

AN OPPORTUNISTIC wedding planner is earning up to £2,400 per wedding for providing couples with a bespoke day identical to every other one.

A MAN obviously considers his beard and moustache to be the best thing he has ever done with his life, and may sadly be correct.

A MAN’S internal biological rhythms are telling him it is time to become a dad who does the absolute bare minimum.