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YOU may be unsure how to introduce a new friend to your existing friendship group, especially if they're a far-right activist. Here’s how I make sure everyone gets along just fine.

TWATS are putting up England flags everywhere even though there’s no football tournament on and calling it Operation Raise The Colours. Here’s how to join them.

SO-CALLED builder's tea is the refreshment of choice among people who are irritating, it has emerged.

A FAMILY has been left terrified after a taxi driver joined in their conversation, revealing that he had been listening all along. 

AN uncle has decided the entire family should be enslaved in his tedious quest to research their family history.

A NEW theme park will offer juggling, weed-smoking and infectious diseases to students unable to afford to take a year out.

A NEW mother has confirmed she has abandoned her career in order to focus on posting photos of her child full-time. 

IT’S never too soon to teach your offspring to lie if it saves you hassle, time and money. Here are the times when telling the truth is wrong and lying is what good girls and boys do.

A MAN is locked in a toxic relationship with his barber that is based on lies, he has admitted.

DO you feel a minor conviction might give you some much-need street cred? Get yourself nabbed for one of these misdemeanours: