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Blue commits ritual suicide

 

Boy band disembowells itself with ceremonial daggers after dishonouring the people of England.

 

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Emin voted Tory 'to get better deal for foxes'

“You only have to see their little faces to know they enjoy the thrill of the chase as much as anyone.”
 

 

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