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Having a less pleasant life now source of national pride

Decent, hard working Britains delighted they are getting less holidays and pleasure.

 

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Police dogs stage genital-licking protest

Alsatians to spend day going to town on their scrotums in protest at government cuts to personnel and treats.

 

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