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Marine biologists discover hundreds of new, evil species

Creatures including octopus that radiates bad luck found in place where it is always night.

 

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Guardian Soulmates profile reveals human side of Kim Jong-Un

 

Trainee dictator loves riding his vintage bicycle around quirky peasant markets.

 

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