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Pilot restrained after admitting air travel is insane

 

Captain of JetBlue flight tells passengers they are 30,000ft in the air and that if they survive they will have to spend time in an airport.

 

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Guardian readers exactly the same as Duchess of Cornwall

Love The Killing, hate Diana and go to bed with dreary eco-bores with pointless jobs.

 

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