Scientists can’t get over fact that Komodo dragons are real
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Nobody on Tinder into getting shitfaced and eating crisps in front of telly
Whole carriage overjoyed as man running for train narrowly misses it
Mates stage intervention for friend who quit drinkingÂ
Couple planning romantic weekend away considering inviting other people
Give Belgium third place if they want it, England players agree
I’ve met some dickheads in my time but wow, says Queen
Your guide to making sure no one sits next to you on the train
‘Hilarious’ chalkboard outside pub has no effect on man’s decision to get pissed
He doesn’t even remember who I am, says sobbing Farage
Sexually active older man confuses pharmacist with request for ‘rubber johnnies’
