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Straight men trying not to notice Daniel Craig's eyes

Heterosexual males captivated by their heart-stopping blueness.

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Sainsbury's changes name of Tiger Bread to Psoriasis Bread

Supermarket renames product after letter from skin-disease suffering customer who claims it looks more like his buttocks.

 

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