Trespasser makes narrow escape from Lindsay Lohan’s garden
Feral starlet came within inches of hapless pedestrian.
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Working-class family still trying to see point of Christmas walk
Stop lying to yourselves and chuck us in the f**king bin, say nuts
Mum unable to eat or sleep until kids write ‘thank you’ letters
Family starts new Christmas tradition of staring at Nan through window
Man taking shots of Gaviscon like tequila
Presents reveal no-one in family knows each other
Gran still believes a fiver is a decent gift
‘Well they’re not social distancing’ says dad during every Christmas film
Elderly parent helps out by washing up immediately next to dishwasher
‘Aren’t headphones small now?’ and four other inevitable Christmas chats
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